hong potter and the tale of dave the douche

dave sending out encrypted irc messages to ppl
tricking them into going to city to pick up a security tag with a stretchy string thing attached.

when they finally find it, he made them walk up a few steps to open up a door to a dark room and something scares the crap out of em
they usually faint and hit their head on the stairs
only to be greeted by cops that come and arrest them

but when the lights in the dark scary room turns on, we found out it was the cinema!
so paul and i went in to watch it
ends up being some harry potter movie, and HONG LY was in it!!

he was caught by bad guys, and did the dragonball "KA ME HA ME HAAAAAA!!!" thing...
but nothing comes out hahaha
and he gets flicked away by the bad guy and chased by some weird animals

marvel ultimate alliance addictions...

this was a while ago, just forgot to type it up
was during the whole "marvel ultimate alliance" addiction phase

started off in dr strange's mansion where we were being briefed on our mission.
then we heard a loud crash from outside and went to check it out.

baddies were attacking the mansion and were after thor's hammer!
i quickly grabbed it and ran outside.
it was snowing and i was very familiar with the place, as if i lived there before.
i saw a gap in the snow and slid down into the garage.

an old bomby looking car was inside. i threw the hammer into it and went to open the garage.
a little girl was at the gap in the snow and screamed down "dont open it!" to me
i stopped and while she slid down
it was my "sister" (apparently the superhero me has a sister!) and she told me not to open it
then she started laughing and stole the hammer, transformed back into morpheus, destroyed the power to the garage door and ran away
well FUCK!
ok so i lost thor's hammer, what a mad shit superhero i am lol

after that i decided to go shopping
went to the mall and saw my workmates, each in some superhero outfits
there was spidey, ironman, hulk, wolverine and even captain america!

walked by and said hi
that was about it though
then i woke up

time travel, myspace parties, cnn porn, speed radars and evo X's

so part of the dream started off with me doing my daily routine and strange things started happening
i dunno what happened, but i was telling my goth workmate about it and he said maybe i wasnt from this time
"u could be living in the past and dreaming about all this stuff"
somehow that pulled me back into the past into the 1600's and i was some nostradamus prophecy type of wise-man dude that spoke visions of the future and lived in a barn dressed up in funny gear like in twinsen's odyssey
kinda woke up for a bit after that

next bit was when i was at home, looking out the front blinds at night and noticing ppl getting out of cars wondering "is this the right place?"
there were heaps of people and they started knocking
outta nowhere, kennedy came out from his room and opened the door for these ppl and invited them in
"hey guys welcome to the myspace party!"
dude wtf!? my parents were pissed as hell as well!
so i took a look out the door and there were dozens of people trashing houses down the street
the house on the corner of my street was trashed by an explosion so badly that the house was cleared out
it was still smokey with emergency fire fighters putting out the flames

sorta woke up and fell asleep again
the dream continued, but this time i was watching a documentary on tv at home... without any pants on (hey give me a break, im at home!)
then CNN did some science experiment with a hot chick stripping down for some magnetic pulse reading thing
fkn then ken came out of his room and sat down to watch it too
fock, time to put my pants back on

last bit was when i was driving home and i saw someone get pulled over by a cop
for some reason, i decided to stupidly pull over behind the cop (who was behind the other person)
the cop was done asking the person to see a "speed radar detector" and let them off
i look down in my glovebox and see one sticking out (which just looks like a 4x powerboard splitter with an on/off switch)
wtf!? how'd that get there?
so as i was frantically trying to hide it and slam the damn thing shut, the cop sees me and gives me a frikken $81 fine (obviously im still bitter about the parking fine at bondi earlier that day)
he tells me i can get a 50% discount on the fine if i show him the receipt for the radar

so i was running around cabra with a cop chasing me trying to find the store i bought it at so i can get a receipt
my goth workmate told me which store to go to and i went there
the store owner gave me a receipt but then disappeared
the cop asked worker at the store where he went and was told to go to "platform 14"
he ran off to investigate while i stood there with a docket and a fine

i went to a friend (cuong) standing around the block to ask for help but just as he started answering, graham called
man, he sounded so upset and about to cry
he says "man, my car.. *sniffs* its fucked...!"
"whats wrong man?"
"i.. i cant talk about it... its my car"
"which car? u still havn't told me" (im assuming its the 2nd time he's called up to say something about it but not tell me what car it is)
"man, i didnt tell u last time but i got an evo X, but i just crashed it! its so fucked!"

oh dude, if that was me i'd cry too!
at that point the alarm went off so i had to get out of bed

damn FBI

I had a dream that Evana worked for the FBI and kidnapped my parents so I punched her in the face.

Dont remember what else happened, found it in some old logs when I was looking for something else.

Paintball with real bullets, stupid Americans

i had a weird dream in the morning but i forgot by the time i got to work =\

i only remember the last bits, and it was something about watching a war movie
with a group of US soldiers going around some desert town
then they were under attack
and one of the US soldiers started exploring a building

then i somehow became that guy
and i heard someone sneaking behind me

i quickly hid behind a wall and just as the person crept in
i shot him!
HA HA!

then it turned out to be an ally =\
then outta nowhere ppl started saying "CUT!"
cameras turned the lights off

the medic came around, moved his/her hand over the guy's chest and he got back up

then we all started playing some paintball-like shooting game with real bullets
some ppl get killed but they got revived again hahaha
then i woke up!

Beijing 2008, Spiderman photos and James Jetson

i was watching tv, and found that my friend johnny (who does dragon dancing at temple during chinese new year) was singing in chinese in the beijing 2008 olympics promo ad.
his stadium was the Wall-E junkyard haha

then it turned into the north sydney shopping arcade where hungry jacks used to be (near subway)
Spiderman was standing outside a newsagent with Superman, asking ppl if they wanted to take photos
i took a pic with spidey but ignored superman, because he's a raging homosexual
Spiderman gave me a bag of goodies filled with collectables and cards or something
I left to catch the train home

I saw James' new car from the train on the way back
it was a futuristic white hovering thing, looked like it came straight out of the jetsons cartoon show or something
gliding along the road while the train moved

thats the last that i remember from that dream
dont think the rest was very interesting anyways

Mayan Pyramids, Vine Chick, and Tn as a female

TN's dream:

My dream was pretty convoluted. it started off in mexico in some ancient mayan pyramid where me and this chick and dude were being held hostage by a sentient being in a shape of vines. it turns out the pyramid and is connected to another one via an underground passageway and it needed a host to get to the other where another being was waiting for it. so it then took the chick as a host and from what i can tell one of us guys would be the next host for the what lies ahead and the other would probably be the dinner for two =\. it then proceeds to drag us along the passageway via a suspended bridge. as we're walking along i noticed that she could only sense us as long while we're in motion so i test out my theory and bobs ur uncle she starts to move around frantically looking for me. i try to signal the other guy to stay still as well but i guess her behaviour spooks him so he just pissbolts as far and fast as he can. it was then that vines started to sprawl out from her and swiftly catches him in no time. after a while it looks like as if she has given up i see her start to loosen the bridge with her gazillion vines.
i then transform into solid snake and start to stealthly sneak up behind her where i then push her over the ledge! unfortunately for me she did her scorpion 'get over here1' move on me and drags us both down to our doom. as i lay there on the concrete floor i see a shadowy figure moving towards me, thinkin it might be the manifestation fo the other thing waiting for us i try to get away but my body just wouldnt move. as it came closer, the figure became clearer to the point i can see it was a man in a labcoat as i start to fade to black. i then wake up to find myself in some lab reminiscent of alice in re. i start to stagger around trying to get my bearings right where i see my own reflection on the wall and i was shocked to see the an image of the chick staring right back at me! as i looked around i see my own lifeless body laying there on an operation table right next to me. as i stared at my body i hear a voice inside my head calling out to me. it took a while before i recognised the voice was that of the hybrid vine chick. i come to the realization that we have somehow switched bodies where at that moment the labcoat dude comes waltzing in and greets me. he tells me that he had successfully transferred my conciousness into her body as it was the only way to save my life and that he was unable to awaken my other self. it seems like my body is a coma though i have somehow developed a telepathic link to her where we can communicate in our minds. i ask him whether he can swap our bodies around again but he says he cant as the technology wasnt there to perform such a task. im like wtf how'd u do it in the first place and he just says it was luck and compatability. so i ask him what about transferring me into another human body preferably male and he replies in that the body has to be at most an hour dead and even then the probability it works was close to nil. it then switches to where im witnessing an abduction of some dude that looked like a mix of ben affleck and matt damonnnn. the doctor then performs the operations and i fall asleep only to wake up again and find the operation was unsuccessful and i could hear the vine chick laughing at me and saying what i think was aww snap! after this i walk home and contemplate my life as a girl where i start get the weird stares from everyone. also im thinkin i'll be stuck with scissoring action for the rest of my life seeing as how im not gay! but then i realise i have these vines and maybe i can use them as tntacles! the dream experiences a series of timeskips into the future where i see myself working in the lab. the timeskip stops some 400 years into the future where i still look the same so maybe i've become immortal or something and i see my body has been kept in a cryogenic state. i guess this meant that the technology has finally caught up to the point where i can finally get my own body back and as i open up the pod she responds telepathically by saying finally then i wake up =\.
i dont get to find out whether we do switch back or what happens afterwards but it seems the dream was a mixture of stuff i've watched recently in the form of feast, the ruins, mnemosyne and a couple of other things

Big Balls of Fire

There was some crazy ass fire. We were told that we had a maximum of 3hrs to get the hell out of our homes coz the blaze was so crazy that it's spreading too fast and the firefighters can't stop it immediately. We grabbed whatever we could out of the house. I grabbed my wallet and a drawer of my shoes. I was having a dilemma deciding which to take as we were all rushing. I went upstairs, for some reason Alan's house was upstairs.. it was kinda combined in the dream, and i grabbed his Hurricanes and his jacket, thinking those were his favourite and quickly rushed back downstairs to put it outside along with the other stuff in the ute (don't know where we got the ute from). when I came back into the house, i turned on the tv. They were giving updates about the fire..which was due to hit the house any minute now. I went to look out the window (the wall where my tv is had a window), and I could see huge balls of fire erupting in a path heading our way. it was kind of like a volcano. I started to panic and could feel the heat. We all try to get the last of our things before it hit, but luckily, the firefighters were following the flames the whole time, trying to distinguish it. So by the time it reached our house, the flames were put out and they come to tell us the good news. Next door neighbour's house was all crisp and black.

The dream then switches to the beach again. we were just walking along a boardwalk and see dead colourful fishies along the path.

Alarm then wakes me up.. time to get ready for a busy day!
Then I find out that Mummy had a similar dream as well. hmm..

TN gets the chicks

TN's dream:

haha my dream started off with me attending some huge uni party or graduation or something at usyd where im driving there in the pulsar looking and getting lost in the 2837129 carparks the place has so i parked in one of the random spots. it shifts to me walking to it where i meet some blonde chick and we hit it off with the hi asl's and it works booyea! she says she's craving for some v energy drink with lime, im thinkin wtf but hey whatever floats her boat so i offer to get it. but it turns out the drinks are at the other end of the campus so i spend what seemed like an eternity walking to it!

on the way i meet up with another chick who's also getting a drink so we chat on the way there and by the time we get there, we hear the sirens go off and saying that the party's ending and we have an hourto get out before the gates closes so everyones running frantically to the carpark. but i forgot where i parked so i spend the rest of the day looking for it and only manage to find it when it was like the only car in the lot. unfortunately by then it was too late so the security guards offer me an alternative mode of transportation to get home... a MONSTER TRUCK! naturally i accept and im heading out of the carpark onto a strip of road that really resembles st johns road. as i weaved through the small streets this stupid lady runs the stop signs and t bones me. of course the monster truck was aok so i step outside to check the damage on her car. as i step out she shouts the trucks rolling since i forgot to pull up the handbrake and im running after it and once i got in navigated my way around the cars in the vicinity. just as i pull up the handbrake i ram into the back of a parked ute and proceeded to get the fuck out there asap!

the dream then shifts to me at my old raftree house where the interior has been renovated with new tiles and a sauna! only problem now is that on each of the levels of the houses is haunted by a ghost =\. i proceed to confront each of these ghosts and they all turn out to be some pretty cool ghost chicks so i hang with them and thats where the dream ends.

twas a pretty hectic dream

A Fishy Dream

It started off in Paul's red rocket. Not sure what we were doing, but we were near a beach somewhere. Only hopped into the car with him coz he wanted to park his car properly. As he reversed, he missed the wharf and everything was just in slow motion.. Paul cursed and yes, we fell off the edge and into the water. our thoughts were of how bad the damage would be from the impact. But as we reached the bottom, there was only a crack on the windscreen.

The dream then switches to the shores of some quiet beach. I was swimming and spotted a huge ass gold fish. the monster trucks of goldfish, about the size of a car, but it would only appear for me and no one else was able to catch a glimpse of it.

Later i find myself at some circus thing. Thought I wouldn't be able to see anything c0z curtains were blocking my view, til the show started and I had the best view of the whole show. Some guy was doing a trapeze act while turning himself into a goldfish and turning back at the same time.
The show ended and I was looking for a toilet.

.. and that was my cue to wake up and pee.

african willy

TN's dream:

oh yea in my dream yesterday, willy was telling me paul and steve he had an 18 year old african girlfriend haha

HECTIC SPIDER CAGE:

There was a spider web just behind and above my bed. I destroyed it and 2 seconds later, a larger web appeared in its place. At this point in time I was thinking that this spider must be on speed and got ride of that one as well. Then out nowhere this big motherfucker of a spider appears. It wasn't hairy, but it had pointy legs. It began to spin a web over my bed, made out of cane wood or something similar, which developed into something like a cage. I freaked out, the spider was right above me, with it's pointy legs. I squirmed to the bottom of my bed, kicked one of the bars of the wooden spider-web cage and crawled out.
Scene skips to another day and I'm sleeping. I wake up to find someone has left this shelf-like thing made of the same spider-cage cane wood at the bottom of my bed, except it's kind of dried out and thorny (like a dried rose stem). I remember feeling offended in my dream, wondering "who the fuck would give me that after my spier ordeal?!"

Cyril vs the fat blade-face chinese zombie

hmm the dream was like something along the lines of ...

the first point i remember is my magician superhero Cyril was trying to outsmart FBI cameras around their building
so it became like a segment in his show
he looked around, then found an alleyway to hide from the cameras

then there was a look-alike that followed him around, but found something unexpected
it was some fucked-up fat humanoid monster wearing chinese zombie clothes with
blades stuck in its face was walking around the alleyway

cyril freaked out and ran away, so the monster started going after the look-alike
suddenly i found myself in place of the look-alike and the monster somehow made the stuff in my pocket really really really heavy so i couldnt run away

he caught up and offered me deal, join him or get killed
i wanted to punch the damn fat thing in the face but it had blades, so i pushed on and somehow managed to get away with the weights in my pockets

i reached a temple, ran into the first open door and jumped behind the place where they put the fruits and chimes and bells and stuff to hide
stayed there for a bit until some geishas doing makeup noticed me

cant remember the rest =\

prison break, insect fuckers and gator wrestling

TN's dream:

hooo i had a really crazy dream yesterday

i dreamt that i was in prison and there was a riot where me and these 2 other guys managed to break into the armoury and get a couple of mp5s and riot gear with the armour and everything. a cop came in and we had to kill him. and in the armoury there were also a whole bunch of puma clydes and 917s!

while i was checking them and fitting them on, the police managed to take control of the prison and there were only 3 of us left unaccounted for. luckily for us there just happened to be an open window in the armoury and we escaped. however it turns out that the police were actually mercanaries as well and a huge gunfight went on while we were being pursued.

we later ended up in a warehouse that turned out to be their main base of operations. so we go in guns blazing jumping over box cradles and shit where i kept crouching and taking single shots but those f**kers wouldnt die everytime i hit them!

so i changed tactics and ran at all of them slitting their throats with a invisible knife or something. turns out that i didnt kill them but merely knocked them unconcious.

the dream then changed to me in a car on a highway where a gazillion of these little insect monsters were killing and eating everyone in sight. I then ran to a nearby lake where this chick was getting attacked by one and there was an alligator right next to her. so while she's fighting this monster off she smacks the alligator and jumps into the lake where the alligator soon follows.

after a while i see the chick is on top of the alligator somehow and then outta nowhere the monster bursts out of alligators body though she manages to escape and we run off.

the dream then moves to us going into some circus with all the oddities and freaks. i go to the canteen to get some food then head to one of their museums where surprise surprise i see one of those insect f**kers standing there.

naturally i got the f*ck out of there and looked for the chick. when i found her, hordes of those f**kers started to descend upon us and everybody started running everywhere. we end up at a beach where he start swimming out into the sea. this goes on for like an hour and we see those things didnt come after us so we treadwater for a while.

the scenery then changes to me being in 25m lap pool in my house which was kinda weird and thats where the dream ends.
there were a couple more arcs in the dream but i cant remember them =\

arcade games and tornados

TN's dream

i had another random dream yesterday, it start off that we were in a gaming arcade and i was playing the game where u hit the litted areas up with rubber mallets with nina where i totally kicked her ass in.

it then switched to a weird daytona machine where it only had one car racing seat and the other was a streetfighter styled joystick setup. me and paul were versing in it where i was using auto on the joystick and we raced where i couldve won it but instead i tried to ram him off instead =\.

the dream then switched to us being on top of the buildings where we were hopping from one to the next. in the horizon there were like 12 tornadoes where 8 of them joined together and formed a super tornado that was heading our way. we ended up hiding under the stairs on the roof when the tornado struck us. twig then ran out to the side of the roof with one leg over the rails where the tornado came and picked him right up and out. of course we just sat there and laughed and then my alarm clock rang =\

i should start up the dreamcatcher blog