Mayan Pyramids, Vine Chick, and Tn as a female

TN's dream:

My dream was pretty convoluted. it started off in mexico in some ancient mayan pyramid where me and this chick and dude were being held hostage by a sentient being in a shape of vines. it turns out the pyramid and is connected to another one via an underground passageway and it needed a host to get to the other where another being was waiting for it. so it then took the chick as a host and from what i can tell one of us guys would be the next host for the what lies ahead and the other would probably be the dinner for two =\. it then proceeds to drag us along the passageway via a suspended bridge. as we're walking along i noticed that she could only sense us as long while we're in motion so i test out my theory and bobs ur uncle she starts to move around frantically looking for me. i try to signal the other guy to stay still as well but i guess her behaviour spooks him so he just pissbolts as far and fast as he can. it was then that vines started to sprawl out from her and swiftly catches him in no time. after a while it looks like as if she has given up i see her start to loosen the bridge with her gazillion vines.
i then transform into solid snake and start to stealthly sneak up behind her where i then push her over the ledge! unfortunately for me she did her scorpion 'get over here1' move on me and drags us both down to our doom. as i lay there on the concrete floor i see a shadowy figure moving towards me, thinkin it might be the manifestation fo the other thing waiting for us i try to get away but my body just wouldnt move. as it came closer, the figure became clearer to the point i can see it was a man in a labcoat as i start to fade to black. i then wake up to find myself in some lab reminiscent of alice in re. i start to stagger around trying to get my bearings right where i see my own reflection on the wall and i was shocked to see the an image of the chick staring right back at me! as i looked around i see my own lifeless body laying there on an operation table right next to me. as i stared at my body i hear a voice inside my head calling out to me. it took a while before i recognised the voice was that of the hybrid vine chick. i come to the realization that we have somehow switched bodies where at that moment the labcoat dude comes waltzing in and greets me. he tells me that he had successfully transferred my conciousness into her body as it was the only way to save my life and that he was unable to awaken my other self. it seems like my body is a coma though i have somehow developed a telepathic link to her where we can communicate in our minds. i ask him whether he can swap our bodies around again but he says he cant as the technology wasnt there to perform such a task. im like wtf how'd u do it in the first place and he just says it was luck and compatability. so i ask him what about transferring me into another human body preferably male and he replies in that the body has to be at most an hour dead and even then the probability it works was close to nil. it then switches to where im witnessing an abduction of some dude that looked like a mix of ben affleck and matt damonnnn. the doctor then performs the operations and i fall asleep only to wake up again and find the operation was unsuccessful and i could hear the vine chick laughing at me and saying what i think was aww snap! after this i walk home and contemplate my life as a girl where i start get the weird stares from everyone. also im thinkin i'll be stuck with scissoring action for the rest of my life seeing as how im not gay! but then i realise i have these vines and maybe i can use them as tntacles! the dream experiences a series of timeskips into the future where i see myself working in the lab. the timeskip stops some 400 years into the future where i still look the same so maybe i've become immortal or something and i see my body has been kept in a cryogenic state. i guess this meant that the technology has finally caught up to the point where i can finally get my own body back and as i open up the pod she responds telepathically by saying finally then i wake up =\.
i dont get to find out whether we do switch back or what happens afterwards but it seems the dream was a mixture of stuff i've watched recently in the form of feast, the ruins, mnemosyne and a couple of other things

Big Balls of Fire

There was some crazy ass fire. We were told that we had a maximum of 3hrs to get the hell out of our homes coz the blaze was so crazy that it's spreading too fast and the firefighters can't stop it immediately. We grabbed whatever we could out of the house. I grabbed my wallet and a drawer of my shoes. I was having a dilemma deciding which to take as we were all rushing. I went upstairs, for some reason Alan's house was upstairs.. it was kinda combined in the dream, and i grabbed his Hurricanes and his jacket, thinking those were his favourite and quickly rushed back downstairs to put it outside along with the other stuff in the ute (don't know where we got the ute from). when I came back into the house, i turned on the tv. They were giving updates about the fire..which was due to hit the house any minute now. I went to look out the window (the wall where my tv is had a window), and I could see huge balls of fire erupting in a path heading our way. it was kind of like a volcano. I started to panic and could feel the heat. We all try to get the last of our things before it hit, but luckily, the firefighters were following the flames the whole time, trying to distinguish it. So by the time it reached our house, the flames were put out and they come to tell us the good news. Next door neighbour's house was all crisp and black.

The dream then switches to the beach again. we were just walking along a boardwalk and see dead colourful fishies along the path.

Alarm then wakes me up.. time to get ready for a busy day!
Then I find out that Mummy had a similar dream as well. hmm..

TN gets the chicks

TN's dream:

haha my dream started off with me attending some huge uni party or graduation or something at usyd where im driving there in the pulsar looking and getting lost in the 2837129 carparks the place has so i parked in one of the random spots. it shifts to me walking to it where i meet some blonde chick and we hit it off with the hi asl's and it works booyea! she says she's craving for some v energy drink with lime, im thinkin wtf but hey whatever floats her boat so i offer to get it. but it turns out the drinks are at the other end of the campus so i spend what seemed like an eternity walking to it!

on the way i meet up with another chick who's also getting a drink so we chat on the way there and by the time we get there, we hear the sirens go off and saying that the party's ending and we have an hourto get out before the gates closes so everyones running frantically to the carpark. but i forgot where i parked so i spend the rest of the day looking for it and only manage to find it when it was like the only car in the lot. unfortunately by then it was too late so the security guards offer me an alternative mode of transportation to get home... a MONSTER TRUCK! naturally i accept and im heading out of the carpark onto a strip of road that really resembles st johns road. as i weaved through the small streets this stupid lady runs the stop signs and t bones me. of course the monster truck was aok so i step outside to check the damage on her car. as i step out she shouts the trucks rolling since i forgot to pull up the handbrake and im running after it and once i got in navigated my way around the cars in the vicinity. just as i pull up the handbrake i ram into the back of a parked ute and proceeded to get the fuck out there asap!

the dream then shifts to me at my old raftree house where the interior has been renovated with new tiles and a sauna! only problem now is that on each of the levels of the houses is haunted by a ghost =\. i proceed to confront each of these ghosts and they all turn out to be some pretty cool ghost chicks so i hang with them and thats where the dream ends.

twas a pretty hectic dream

A Fishy Dream

It started off in Paul's red rocket. Not sure what we were doing, but we were near a beach somewhere. Only hopped into the car with him coz he wanted to park his car properly. As he reversed, he missed the wharf and everything was just in slow motion.. Paul cursed and yes, we fell off the edge and into the water. our thoughts were of how bad the damage would be from the impact. But as we reached the bottom, there was only a crack on the windscreen.

The dream then switches to the shores of some quiet beach. I was swimming and spotted a huge ass gold fish. the monster trucks of goldfish, about the size of a car, but it would only appear for me and no one else was able to catch a glimpse of it.

Later i find myself at some circus thing. Thought I wouldn't be able to see anything c0z curtains were blocking my view, til the show started and I had the best view of the whole show. Some guy was doing a trapeze act while turning himself into a goldfish and turning back at the same time.
The show ended and I was looking for a toilet.

.. and that was my cue to wake up and pee.