Intergalactic Zombieworld Rebels!

The dream started off at the top of the stairs to a casino.
Me, Pasc, Trev and Kat were standing around waiting for something. They were dressed up in formal while I was in
casual and sneakers.
Trev was drunk and said some silly stuff (as usual) before wandering off into the casino looking for drinks.

I went to the bar and somehow found myself in the frozen cellar. It sorta looked like an artic version of ancient Rome.
I got to the end to see a giant pool of ice water with bottles of liquor floating inside (vodka, burbourn, etc) with a few cracked bottles.
While wandering around, I saw some guerilla soldiers hiding behind the columns.

I got back to the cellar door and found a bottle of water stuck to the back of it. I pulled it off the door and realised it was really cold, so I decided to try the supercooling trick on it. (Even my dreams are super nerdy and scientific!)

Sitting the bottle down on the floor, I gave the bottom of the bottle a quick hard smack against the floor and it started to slowly crystalise from the top to bottom. Awesome!

I asked the rebel soldiers what they were doing but they told me to shhh and hide. Suddenly, more soldiers appeared in stealthy black military gear and they all started to hunt something down.
It was Pyramid Head from Silent Hill! He was walking around the upstairs area of the cellar, dragging his massive sword.

Ladies and gentlemen, we're FUCKED! 

I went out of the cellar and found myself in the backstreets of Cabramatta where some sceientists were discussing virus plans.
They were in white coats and talking about how a bad virus strain could take over the world, turning everyone into zombies.
One of the scientists was already planning for that scenario. He showed me his lab where he would try to find cures for viruses that they made.

Suddenly, the alarms went off and he panicked. A bad virus was let out and most of the world was already infected and turned into zombies. He quickly selected the closest planet that was suitable for life and put each of his kids in a separate pod.

It was a greenish planet with swirls on it, much like Jupiter.
He aimed the pods and shot them off, each to a different location.
Since there were 6 pods all up, he told me to get in and shot me off to another part of the planet.

The pod landed with a big explosion, creating a massive crater but still intact. The planet was full of green plains and a few rocks and trees (think of New Zealand).

I started rolling the pod around like a Zorb, but it also had missle launchers attached! Suddenly, pedobears appeared and started chasing us down!

The Zorb, and the Pedobear.

I shot missles while trying to escape and found some of the other pods also fighting off more pedobears.

Each pod had a different weapon, like bulldozers and flame throwers, making them a versatile tool for rebuilding a place to live.

For some reason we started to think the other pods were pedobears and started fighting each other. I realised it was some sort of pollen/gas the plants were letting off and managed to shake it off while fighting the bulldozer pod.

Thats when I heard the garbage truck on the street doing its thing and woke up.

IDG Subway Cake!

Imogen and Sharpie were serving up cake at a really busy Subway store. Luckily, it was 1 free slice for IDG employees so I went to get some.

Damn, now I cant seem to remember the rest of the dream. It was a good one too =\

Dodgy houses being burnt, emergency skin operations in Perth and a troublesome table at the pub

The first thing I remember was being at Jocelyn's house (but it looked like someone elses) and the cops came to visit. Her mum went to open it but the cops were looking for us.

We walked outside to the street and the cops said they wanted to ask me a few questions.

"Do you remember checking out a car that was being sold by 'Monza'?"
"Yeah, he was pretty dodgy. Why?"
"We're investigating something that happened."
"Oh ok. I still have the details from him if you need."
"Thats alright. Was it a green car you went to check out?"
"Yeah! It was an Evo IX and the same shade as a Holden Commodore green. Normally doesn't come like that."

As we walked along the street, we ended up at a burnt house. The inside was completely burnt down, but only a part of the front wall still looked OK. The rest of the house was just a crisp shell.

The cop asked if I knew anything about it, I shook my head and said no. I saw Jocelyn's car parked across the street and the cop went to take a look at it.

We opened the boot to find coal! As the cop was inspecting the car, Jocelyn quickly opened the front door of the car and grabbed a jerry can to throw into the back seat.

I looked into the backseat to find it was absolutely packed filled with more coal! This time it was red hot (and still burning) coal!

The cop gave it a quick glance over and gave it the all clear.

 

The dream switched to a place on Woodville road, where the school is with a speed camera for each direction. The ground had thick "absorbent" tissue run along the footpath for some reason.

I was sitting in front of the tavern there talking to some random fat white lady and she started talking about her skin condition.

Apparently she had scars or stretch marks on the lower half of her sides (along the ribs and under her boobs) which caused her alot of pain.

Thinking it was just some small skin condition, she went to the doctor and he called someone up about it. They're still waiting for a response.

As she was talking about her problems, she received a call. She got really scared and then explained to me that the results came in. It was now diagnosed as some disease and she had to be flown to Perth for an emergency operation tomorrow.

I told her everything is gonna be OK, at least he docs know what it is now. As soon as I said that, she quickly said bye before that Mike Monroe dude from "This is your life!" came along with his massive book and walked her off.

The tissue on the floor was starting to get messy, so I began to pack it up. As I was doing that, I saw some missionaries (Mormans I think?) head my way at the traffic lights crossing. I thought "Fuck I got no reason to stick around".

 

 

I found myself going through the rear entrance at the pub. Some of the Pats boys were having a party in there and asked me to carry a long rectangular table in.

For some reason this felt like de ja vu, as if it were a continuation from a previous dream I've had but never remembered. Although the first time I got my foot jammed between the door frame and one of the table legs and Travis laughed at me. Bastard.

This time it was Jason carrying it. We couldn't find the right angle to get it through the door and gave up. Sean gave it a go and I was the one walking backwards.

We eventually got it through and across some small corridors. Some mean bikie lookin' dude saw us and offered to replace Sean. Me and the bikie dude continued to carry it until we got to the main hall.

The "hall" of the tavern was set up in a buffet style, but with fancy silk decoration on long rectangular tables (which held the food) and dim lights as if it were for a high school graduation or wedding. There were also plenty of round tables for guests to sit at.

We figured there wasn't enough room to fit the table and left the table there. It was too much trouble to get it out again.

Lebbo fights at the beach causes Lebbo Grimace Zombie attack!

I was sitting at the beach with some friends and saw some Lebanese guys fighting with each other in the water. Two guys started running towards the fighting dudes. Leb A was friend of one of the dudes already fighting, and Leb B was friend of the other guy fighting.

Both Leb A and Leb B were huge and ridiculously strong brutes. As "B" was swimming out to help his mate, "A" grabbed his leg and swung him through the air back onto the sand. "A" then bodyslammed "B" while he was still grounded.

While "A" and "B" continued to beat the crap out of each other, the first two that were fighting suddenly went quiet and the water stopped splashing.

Something started to rise out of the water where they fought. It was fat, hairy, purple and spewing up everywhere. That thing came out silently and without leaving any ripples.

I saw it and freaked out. ZOMBIEEEE LEBBBB! Looking around, I told my friends to run and I grabbed Jocelyn to make a run for it.

We jumped some fence and ran to the beachside shops. Due to some construction work, there was a small concrete wall in front of the shops. We jumped over that little wall too.

The "fence" at the beach.

 
Our concrete wall friend.

The zombie floated up from the water and got stuck behind the beachside barrier. Lucky for us its big and dumb! So it looked for an opening to cross.

During that time, we ducked underneath the wall and hoped it went away. I stuck my head out to check where it was and saw it had found a gap to get onto the street.

IT SPOTTED ME! FUCK! That hideous Grimace thing started spewing again as it slowly chased us down with arms waving. Rule #1 - Cardio: We bolted for it again.

We must of made it away... End of dream!

 

Note. This was some time ago after I watched Zombieland and a couple of days after I checked out a dodgy car and received a prank call from the immature seller.

Creepy House Hunting and the 7 NAB House

It started off with me in a oldish house (about the age of the houses you'd find in Strathfield) with faded flowery wallpapers and vinyl flooring. It was dark and musty and the lights were dim.

I stared at a Hitler Mighty Mugg which was facing away from me, with blood stains all over its left and back.

+

As I continued to inspect the house, which was apparently for sale, the real estate agent tells me not to talk to the children.

I walked down a hallway slowly and suddenly the lights turned off. I turned on the flashlight in my hand and sweeped it across the rooms.

Crap, I just caught a glance of one of those kids. They looked like they were in white drapey clothes (sorta like in ghost movies such as The Ring) and had dark hair covering their faces. Creepy kids!

 

I quickly went onto another room and there was another kid sitting on its bed, staring back at me without moving. Stupidly, I said hi and tried to talk to them.

The kid opened its weird zombieish mouth and hissed/screamed at us. I bolted for it, waving the torch around frantically and unsure of where the exit was.

Somehow I was accompanied by a little piglet which for some reason I knew was the real estate agent. We ran towards the laundry room.

Even with all the rush, I took the time to measure the pig with some tape measure. I found a helmet electronic device and put it onto the pig's head. It beeped and pointed to the door that was just beside me.

I opened it and the creepy house disappeared behind me. I found myself in an entirely different surrounding within a brand new corporate building, built by both Channel 7 and NAB.

It was the new NAB House somewhere in the city, used for corporate events. I spent some time standing in that one spot gazing around at the building.

It was a beautiful dark glass shell building with smaller buildings/rooms inside of it which had clean dark grey and red colour schemed walls, sort of like how the entertainment centre has lots of stalls inside it.

One of the inner buildings I saw had a sign hanging off a horizontal mast. The sign was made out of fogged glass and looked really nice! (If only I could draw the scene somehow...)

Jocelyn popped up behind me and gave me a hug to say hi. Turned around to see Lum and Amy with her also sitting at a table having some drinks.

We sat around talking about stuff but now I cant really remember anything past this point.

Arabian Nights

I was on a Tangara train and noticed a cute looking blonde chick in front of me reading a book. Struck up a conversation with her and chatted till our stop which looked like Central station. As I said goodbye, she grabbed me and kissed me and we went our separate ways.

Once I got out of the station, it looked like some war-torn desert shithole with dusty city broken buildings everywhere, much like like Iran or Iraq.

I met up with Jocelyn. I was feeling incredibly guilty, but I never got the chance to mention anything as we were suddenly attacked by some incoming rockets. I grabbed her hand and made a run for it.

That was it, fairly short dream. Didn't sleep much =\

Chair Phone and Easyway!

One day during lunch, Kelvin, Jaja and I were walking to the Chatswood shops. My phone had died the previously and my highschool friends gave me a phone for a present.

The problem was that it was a chair phone... A massive phone the size of my head shaped like a bar stool with the earpeice on the base where people sit their bum. Of course it was yet another quirky Nokia design.

So on our journey, Paul decided to call up and ask how the phone was (and crack up in the process, fucken cunt!). Went by a couple of gates and some old lady with a walking frame gave me a funny look.

Me: "Its a phone!"
Her: "It looks so troublesome to use"
Me: "Its a present..." =\

The call ended and I continued to the shops, bumping into a few other people I knew along the way. We finally reached Easyway in Chatswood and got our super awesome milk tea drinks.

As we started to head back, I looked at my watch and saw it was 3:20pm. Damn, I've nearly had a 3.5hr lunch! Shit, better get back!

Quickly gave Jocelyn a hug and started running back to the office.

Perfect timing for the alarm to go off! (Who the hell wants to dream about work?)

One cannot simply skydive into Mordor

I was walking to work along a scummy street that looked like Newtown when I saw someone slowly float down from the sky in a parachute.

It was Jocelyn. She touched the ground and greeted me after her morning skydive from a helicopter which picks her up from home and "drops" her off. Of course, work pays for it.

I looked at my watch and it was 940. "Err, aren't you running a bit late?"

Jocelyn: "Oh no I'm late! Gotta run!"

And then she ran off.

Evo servicing, dodgy mechanics, du ma asian gangsters and ultimate cake defence!

We were at some lebbo car workshop across the street from IS Motorsports that Alan took his evo to get serviced. They did the work all fine and dandy and we went for a test drive.
When it came to time to quote a price, they started giving figures for the parts they fixed and it sounded really dodgy. "Hmm, that one should be about $100, no wait $400, nah $500 bro".
The 3 lebs in the car started getting angry at us when we questioned the pricing, since it was way higher than the initial price they quoted of $1600.
The scene changed and we were at the cop station. I presume we were there because of the lebs somehow. On the radio report, we heard that somebody had won an red Integra Type-R from IS Motorsports and was ripping it out across the street because lebbos were chasing it to steal it.
We went outside to watch just as a car was chasing the Type-R and another leb shitbox (I think it was the Initial D 86' Tofu car) slammed its brakes in front of the Type-R.
The Integra crashed into it, but the asian guys inside were all pissed off and came out with machetes to duma chop up the Takumi lebbos.
A passenger from the Integra also ran out, scared and holding his phone, looking for someone to call. The lebs in the car behind came out and caught him.
They realised he looked like JDM celebrity James FUCKING BHS and demanded a ransom! Shit, he dont have that sorta money! They used his machete and cut off part of his finger instead. They tried to cut off the rest of it but he got away.
Pissed off as hell and bleeding, he managed to lock himself into a carpet store nearby. They surrounded him, but he picked up 2 swords on display and held them up. Too bad they were plastic, had "Genuine Swords" written on them and flopped around.
James ran to the back and found REAL swords (without writing on em). He then ran outside to stab up some fuckers as revenge.
The dream then turned into some sort of defence game, much like Lurker Defence in Starcraft. (Basically you get a character(s) to start off with, and kill waves of enemies)
In this game, I was the character wielding dual swords with sheaves in the same way Deadpool does. The first wave came and we were dicing up enemies real easily.
Alan was also fighting in this game, but he was defending a separate path so we couldn't help each other.
During the breaks, food would be lined along the sides of the path for us to get our health back. For some reason, the goal of the first break was to get ingredients for cake.
The next wave was more violent. I let go of a sword and started using both hands to do more brutal attacks with the one sword I was holding. The goal of this wave was to bake the cake.
Third wave was more of the same, but during the break I ventured forward to find the source of all these enemies. We had a choice of eating the cake or not, but I chose not to because theres always food that appears after the waves of enemies.
After the last wave, Alan and I reached the end. There was a bunch of food in front of a house. I tried to get it, but the food wouldn't come to me.
As we walked away, the food started being absorbed by the house! It then grew legs, lifted out of the ground and started walking towards us!
HOLY SHIT WTF THERES A HOUSE COMING TO ATTACK US! All I have is this little sword. Of course we tried to stab it, but cmon wtf stabbing a brick wall with a sword? That'll work well =\
We ran for it, back to the starting point. Panicking with nowhere else to go, we didn't know what to do.
Suddenly, the house stopped moving, grabbed the cake we baked and walked back to its original spot.
The game ended, and showed a scroll with a receipe.

1. Step 1: Gather ingredients.
2. Step 2: Create a broth in a cauldron to make the cake.
3. Step 3: Offer the cake.

There were a few other steps but I dont remember it right now. After that I woke up, feeling a bit weirded out.
I suppose that really ugly white "Queen St" Integra at Burwood I saw last night really shocked me and I've been playing a bit too much Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2.

Do or do not, there is no try! (Thien)

hooo i had a crazy dream yesterday that spanned what felt like an eternity. it was like watching and experiencing three arcs rolled into one dream so its a long one and its gonna be a huge wall of text.

The dream started off with an african expedition into the heart of seth afrika consisting a bunch of white seth afrikans and tourists. Along the way whilst observing some crocodiles they're attacked by some nigerian pirates and after a short skirmish it ended in a stalemate whereby both our modes of transportation were totalled during the battle. So now we're stuck together surrounded by crocodiles in the middle of nowhere so it was decided that we will have to work together in order to survive. it was at this point the tourists offered an female alligator they had with them to the chief crocodile in a marriage proposal so they wont eat us which the chief crocodile happily accepts. Shortly thereafter the female alligator walks away from the chief crocodile in disgust; probably because the chief had a small wang, which the chief promptly follows after. It was getting dark so we decide to set up camp and sleep there for the night. Waking up in the following day, I find that the nigerian pirates have backstabbed us and killed off the tourists and seth afrikans, probably to use them as a food source, though two other tourists and myself are still alive (naturally since they aint got sh*t on a real man like me).

So the dream fast tracks through a montage where i go all rambo and take them out one by one where by the end of it the two tourists and myself are the last ones left. Hopelessly stranded in the middle of nowhere we decide to trek up north in hopes of finding civilisation. after walking for what felt like months and with no food left we end up by a river thats filled with crocodiles. Feeling we're at the end of the road we all say f*ck it and try to swim our way down the river, either ending up victorious or dying in a blaze of glory was left to destiny. So we're swimming in the river, driven by a strong current, we see a few of the crocodiles have given chase. After some maneuvering we manage to evade them for a while, however the crocs still managed to pick my two buddies off eventually. Of course they couldnt get me since i was in torpedo mode so i reach the end of the river and end up on a worn out sandy road. Figuring someone would eventually drive down the road i set up camp by the side and wait for someone to come. Living off grass and whatever rodents and insects that are near me I sat there patiently for what felt like 30 years. Eventually a young teenage couple scoots down the road and i wave them down and ask them for a lift. They then proceed to tell me no ones been down the road due to rommel's advances into africa. Its at this point i realize i have been living through world war 2. So they say they'll get some help and they drive off into the sunset. im thinking why couldnt they jsut fit me in their car with them?! So i head back onto the side of the road where once again i await their return. The couple never come back and im left there sitting alone and fading to black.

That concludes the first arc of the dream. The second arc was essentially the first arc set in modern times and on fast forward whereby everything in the first arc was repeated except for the ending. In the second replay, rather than sitting back down and waiting for help I start running after them. Im thinking this must be the reincarnated version of my previous self except i have remembered and learnt from my past life mistakes and i have successfully broken the cycle boo yea! in this alternate timeline, after running for a mile or two i run into a whole bunch of people quadbiking up and down some sand dunes. Its at this point im kicking my previous carnation for being such a timid idiot.
The third and final arc isnt as crazy and radical as the first two. The dream shifts to some time in the future where im aboard a spaceship thats heading to far off planet to colonise it for human use (idea probably from the tv series defying gravity and avatar). Here im just floating around checking out the sights and generally annoying the few people that were with me on the trip. Along the way I stumble into a room with a rotating table like the ones u find in those sushi bars. Fascinated i stand there watching it for a while until the guy who was sitting right next to me who i was oblivious of all this time, asks me to leave since im in his way. It is then the rotating table morphs into scaled architectural model. I ask him what he's doing and he says he's designing the building we were going to build but he's still undecided on the final design. He says that the building looks and feels too sterile, i'm thinking this may be related to the comment made yesterday in the car about singapore and its relative cleanliness. Anyways i start to think how are we gonna build this the majority of the crew being research scientists and all and i go for a space walk. And thats how my journey in the dream ended. So i gather the moral of the dream is life's too short so you just have to take a leap of faith and go for it otherwise you'll be left behind. like a wise man once said do or do not, there is no try! or patience is a virtue and you'll end up screwing urself up in the long run, TPG internet damn you!

The Superman Train

I was on the train with Graham and Thi going to a new station when it went around the last curve up a giant hill before the stop.

I looked out the window and saw a massive truck pulling our carriages along! Not just one truck, but 3 trucks together at the front pulling the train.

The trucks started to slow for the station, but went off the track to drive up onto the platform. When they realised that they couldnt actually get onto the platform, they stopped and thought for a moment.

Suddenly, the train started rolling backwards very fast as if they just let go of the carriages. Everyone got freaked out and held onto their seats.

It then slowed down very quickly and the train creaked to a stop. A voice was heard throughout the carriage and said "Don't worry everyone, you're going to be ok!".

It was superman! The same voice from the ride in Movie World at Queensland! YAY! \o/

Then, just like the ride, our train sped off forward really quickly! The acceleration was insane! We were pinned to the seats. Graham was holding onto his with both hands, but I stretched one arm forward to make a flying pose. Thi looked back to see it and laughed. The train moved so quickly that it started to fly!

From then it became like a video game with collectable name tags that flew by us. My name tag had a little Spiderman icon that flew by and said "If your name is Twig click here!".

It happened for a bit longer until I woke up.

Oh lawdz, KFC and Giant Lab Experiments Gone Wrong! (Thien)

Hooo, time for a dreamcatcher update. Haven't had one of these in a while.

Anyways my dream this time was about a couple of scientists and myself finding a way to genetically grow animals into giants (this was most probably influenced by the awesome movie komodo vs cobra where it happens on an island).

Our lab looked like it was next to Bonnyrigg high school where the KFC is. Anyways they get this great idea that the first thing they should experiment is a leech like the one that was on my leg that bike trip where they grow it to something like to 15m long with a 3m wide diameter.

This leech then starts going crazy where it burrows underground and next thing you know theres like 10 of them all over the place.

I try to stop this by activating some kill switch but my attempts were thwarted by a cockatoo thats resting on my head. Everytime I to move the damn thing would peck and claw at me.

It then ends with me walking to the shops.

Shoe Junkie

Jocelyn and I were at her place cleaning or something and then the doorbell rang.

Some Aussie junkie cunt was at the door holding up a $5 note saying he wanted us to do a survey.

I told Jocelyn not to open but it was too late, and he quickly pushed his way into the house. He only got as far as the door and quickly eyed out the place before but beat the fuck out of him with a shoe.

\o/

Vans, Germans, ninjas and SCIENCE!

(This has been sitting on my laptop for 2 years as a draft so details are sketchy)

We were in a van and I was at the back. Jocelyn was in the middle/front and we were on M4 (or the Great Western Highway).

As someone was driving, Jocelyn was giving directions.

It got a bit hot in the van and Jocelyn took off her jacket, but had to take off her seat belt to do so. Just as she did that, we hit another car, hard.

Jocelyn hit the window of the van and got KO'd. I screamed and ran to the front to see what happened. =\

I dunno what happened, but the scene reset to just before the accident, then it replayed the van accident again except this time I was swapped with Jocelyn. And this time, I didn't take off my jacket or seat belt.

We stopped by the highway and I saw Travis. I started talking to him and catching up, asking how people were, etc. When I said "How's Dee?"

"Who?"
"Diana?"
"Which one? The super scraggy one or the one with bigggg tits? HAHAHA!"
"haha you know, the super scraggy one. Your mate u always hang with"
"Ohhhh her, I dunno man haha. She's changed her name to some German thing like raccoon or something hahaha"
"What the fuck?"

He said some other stuff but I can't remember it.

It then switched to another scene. Jocelyn and I were in some school now, and she were teaching (I think).

She got an SMS from "Om Allah" telling you to go to a room and look for a book. We went there and found a ninja (all black with balaclava) stealing the book!

One of the aunts was there and she shot him with a gun, but missed. We looked around the room for clues, then one of us found a vent that lead somewhere.

We followed it until it lead to another room. We couldn't find anything, and people left to go back to what they were doing.

I stayed behind and kept looking (haha, typical me aye?). Found a cupboard but nothing inside. Kept poking around, I noticed there was a small thin cabinet and opened it.

The back board of the cabinet was missing, and I could see through to a hidden room. I wanted to run and dive feet first through the cabinet and gap but I'd probably pole myself,
so I took out a few drawers and crawled through.

Nobody was around so I found the book. It was called "The book of Science".

I started flicking through the book and spotted the ninja talking on the phone, walking back into the room!

I had nowhere to hide, so I lay there casually flicking through the book. He came in and I looked at him.

He muttered "What the? What are you doing here!?"

I recognised the voice, it was Daniel! HAHAHA

"Daniel!?"
"Err..."
"Why did you take the book dude?"
"I got an SMS from this Allah guy and he told me to take it."
"What for?"
"I dunno, it only had some riddle that I can't figure out."

He read me the riddle and for some reason I knew the answer was "Galileo". Except we just didn't know how to spell it lol

And then Jocelyn popped into the room, looking for me.

Dream over!

celebs!

it was a movie sorta dream, the ones that you're not part of and just kick back and watch.

nicole kidman was walking into a pub party with a pre-wolverine hugh jackman (u know, before he buffed up)
she sat down with queen latifah in the lounge and latifah pulled out some massive bling "nelly futardo earring" type rings from her hair.
after spreading out the massive rings like cards, she said "pick one, any one" and they turned out to be business cards
nicole put it away and when she looked up latifah was gone.
she turned around to see hugh jackman singing "dance with me" (by debolah morgan)
the pub was mainly filled with these lumberjacks, sharpening their axes and grouping up around hugh as he performed
they were getting angry because they thought jackman gay! haha

an excellent time to wake up haha

Escaping the military and skydiving to find james finger banging dogs

I was stuck in some military base trying to discreetly escape, and some random chick in a Nazi hat speaking perfect English was helping me. We found some experimental bodyboard type inflatable crafts and took off.

Once we got outside, we realised it was a giant airship and had to edge our way to the side of the ship before jumping off. She had no idea how to use it and flew away into another direction.

I didn’t know how to use it either, but I knew that somehow it'd save me. (lol damn talk about jumping blind without a chute!). on the way down, I held onto that thing and realised it could sorta control the direction you want to land.

Navigating a little bit to avoid edges of cliffs on the way down, the ground quickly approached and I held on tight, but it suddenly slowed down and it just floated to the ground before touching down, like how space probe 7 does!

Taking a look around, it seems as if I landed in the back of the highschool sports oval. It was raining and the oval was right next to the beach, so I wandered off there.

I saw James there cracking up, with 2 of his dogs on the bin. He had his finger out and they were sniffing it while he took pics and laughed. I asked him what he was doing and he told me he was desexing his dogs.

"Look look man, I shove this pill up the dogs arse and then it gets desexed. But fuck, my finger is covered in shit! If I put my finger here they sniff it! They're so dumb!!!". Then he cracks up again.

Good time to be woken up by my alarm!

rare coins, pizza, instant noodles and a bad case of the ex!

started off eating pizza at some italian place but it had tables that looked like the yumcha turn tables.
was with the highschool guys and we were finishing up
all chipped in at the end and paul went off with the money to pay
they came back as we were leaving and paul tells us to wait, split the change coz he had a big handful of gold coins

as we were splitting it, i noticed a few massive coins
it was a $50 coin! awesome! i saw $10 and $20 coins too!
since i collected coins (yes, how nerdy haha) i asked if i could keep em
they said sure, so i did

as we turned around to leave, the other half of the restaurant suddenly turned into a swamp
there was a cage and the water level in that cage moved up and down quickly, creeping in and out of the cage
i noticed some more gold coins glistening there so i pointed it out

james came with me to check it out and tried to grab it with our arms
the water started coming up again so he got scared and ran off
paul came along and threw a pillow to where the water was creeping out (i have no idea how that was supposed to help, but err, ok)
after a few more attempts, the water carried the coin away even further so we gave up

turning around again, the scenery changed to an outdoorsy hill that was mostly dirt with patches of grass
i saw a couple of the uni guys and jamie in the distance going ahead before them
since i havnt seen em in a while, decided to stop and go say hi
caught up with em and they called me along to whereever they were going (forgot where)
i said sure, had no plans for the rest of the day
went to talk to jamie and it was ok, but she immediately gave me the same bullshit korean "in your face" attitude
put off by it, but not wanting to start shit, i let it slide and said i
needed to go buy something

i went to some lebanese grocery store on pacific highway
jamie called to ask where i was and i gave her directions
i told her the place and continued looking through the store

after a while, she called up again all cranky because shes walked far
i told her she overshot and passed the store already
she started giving me shit for not telling the right place and stuff
i said "ok ok, just get here" and hung up
i was about to sms jocelyn about what an awesome gf she was but jamie really DID get there quick lol
she got to the store but was all cranky, giving me the usual attitude
getting annoyed, i figured well hey, i dont have a reason to hold back anymore
"the fuck is ur problem bitch? i havnt seen u guys in ages and u keep pulling this attitude bullshit. i dont wanna start a fight or anything, but if u keep it up i wont mind"

that shut her up, and immediately she started acting nice again.
still pissed, i picked up some packs of instant noodles (the greenish onion one and blue beef one which are the same brand, different flavours)
she walked out first and was all quiet

i went to pay and noticed my mum was the store owner
she went on about how my diet was bad and how i needed to eat more greens and healthy crap

then my alarm went off!
good timing! i could tell that hearing about greens was the start of a horrible nightmare =(

Toilet-pools, guns and electrocution!

I was walking on the street and looked up to see a big glass building about 20 stories high. On one of the levels, I saw a row of guys toilets which were facing outwards out of the toilet, so whoever was outside could see if you're peeing.

Suddenly, the water flushed from somewhere above and started filling up the cubicles. The guys in the toilets were trapped in there and water filled up to the ceiling. The people trapped would be treading water trying to find a way out.

As I watched, I tried to find things to help them out somehow. I threw rocks at the window but it didn’t break the glass.

Strange thing was that every time I tried to help, the water would empty out quickly and they'd drop to the floor. Then it'll quickly fill up again and repeat until I tried to help again.

After a few flushes, the people started to get tired and running out of air. Out of nowhere, I found a gun in my hand and took aim, carefully not to hit anyone in the toilets. I shot it at the glass and one of the windows shattered.

Water spewed everywhere but the guy fell safely into the building. I made a few other shots to free the other people.

Once that was over, I came inside to see if anyone else needed help. The level was like a dirty factory and wet because of what happened.

Some dude who looked like Weird Al Yankovic mixed with Chuck came out and asked "What the hell are you doing here!?" and charged at me. I grabbed some car battery jumper cables beside me and held them out in front of me.

He saw it and took caution. I took a jab at him and he grabbed one of my arms and grinned. I pressed both metal jumper leads against his skin and I felt numb for a split second then it burnt.

I shook him off and quickly jabbed both leads at him again before he got a chance to grab me. Fried the motherfucker good and that’s when I woke up!

rock-throwing fluey nub footed rocket riders!

in the dream, i rocked up at cabramatta station and scored awesome vip parking, like 2nd spot from the station.
caught the train and got to a house where alot of people from work were. it was a doctor's house and people were
crowding around a door trying to get in for the flu shot.

while we were waiting, darren, matt and i were throwing rocks at the people in line and also each other.
matt picked up a rock the size of my head and threw it at me. luckily i noticed and dodged it.
not wanting to play with that asshole anymore, i stop and he goes "man how come u started getting nervous and slowed down?"
me: "fuck you man, that rock was huge you douchebag!"

at that point, spandas (the new chick at work) was sneaking up behind me and doing something random. i turned around and
that caught her off guard, she freaked out and stepped into a bucket of water. she took off her hypercolored sock to let it dry
and i noticed she had a fake foot. HAHAHA NUB!!! it was due to some chinese medical thing used for skin care that she stepped on
as a kid, which had spikes on it. she said "skin care products dont work."

the crowd cleared up and we lined up for the flu shot. there were a few lines; one for kids, one for tall people, one for skinny
people. each split up into male/female groups too. i was a bit confused on which one to line up for and kept switching around.
the lady just told me to stand in one and wait. it was the females one. FML.

when it was my turn, i had to lay down on some machine for them to scan which version of the flu i had. (such a nerdy dream)
apparently i already had v1.3 since i got sick this year, and i needed to get v1.1.1. a couple of other ones were missing from
my chart since i dont go yearly. luckily i fell asleep and the lady gave me the shot while i was sleeping.

when i woke up, i was walking to canley vale train station with paul and thien when a james bond car (aston martin db9) rips up
the streets. took some hectic turns, drifts around roundabouts and all!

it ended up being a top gear review! the next segment showed the 3 guys riding a giant rubber ACME rocket that actually flew!
stupid thing is, they rode it in a dim lit warehouse! the warehouse was filled with walls and walls of tools, chains dangling
off the ceiling and factory machines. the rocket flew smack into a wall full of tools and things fall all over the place. when
they stand up, somehow me, paul and david switched their roles and we were preparing to ride the rocket again!

i wasnt happy about having stuff nearly squashing my head when we smacked into the tools, but dave was going off with the usual
over the top enthusiasm. as we were setting up for the next ride, the lights come on and james' dad yells at us to get out of
his garage. i tried hiding behind a wall but his mum saw me and shook her head.

thats when the alarm came on and i accidently tore a hole in my favourite blanket =(

Late for kaya-biking!

I woke up at Jocelyn's place (a dream 2 story house) and we slept in on the day we were meant to go kayaking and quad biking! (Honestly, I've woken up every day of this week thinking its either Friday or Saturday, when will this week end!?)

I rushed up and got ready, and checked my phone. It was 930 and no one had called or messaged to make sure we were on time!

I ran upstairs to get Joey. On the way up, there were kids playing around with toys on the stairs. For some reason, I started singing "Rob Thomas & Santana - Smooth".

A little girl told me "Hey, you're singing it wrong! It's like this". She opens her mouth to sing and starts singing the song, with the proper music and rob thomas voice! Damn she had the whole she-bang going on LOL!

At the end the stairs was a kid/pet barricade. The sort you put up so pets can't come into a room/kitchen or something. I climbed over that to find Joey had just woken up as well, but she was sleeping on a wooden bed frame without a mattress or blanket.

Woke up from that dream thinking "oh crap we're late!", but it was only 615am, still another 15mins of sleep to go on a Tuesday morning =\

Monster Echo Track (Thien)

speaking of rides i had a dream last night.

David was driving on the freeway in a black toyota echo and the freeway led into a construction zone where it turns into a massive bmx track, think monster x multiplied a hundred times.

so we're there and we figure we might as well do the track in the echo. so the echo's skidding and sliding over the place where we go for this massive jump where we jump it and land onto a suspended platform. the platform turns out to be like 50 metres in the air and we're there with a couple of other bikers doing the course.

because there were a few platforms beneath us we get this genius idea of using this elastic rope that magically appears out of nowhere.

we use it to tie the echo onto the struts linking the platforms and then driving the car off the platform so it swings downwards where the guys would catch it.

we do this a few times till the last platform where we're still about 30m in the air. it was at this point we said screw it and vvti'd off the platform.

next thing u know we're on the ground and theres car parts all over the place and then my alarm went off.

Western Sydney Management Center Volcano Excursion

it was during a school excursion to the volcano (probably due to too much Red Alert 3)
while we were taking a tour through the caves/halls, i looked out and saw a sludge colored river flowing
it was pulsing and pushing, crawling UP the wall and onto the ceiling
then all of a sudden a big chunk of sludge dropped into my open backpack
it was heavy, and smelt BAD! like the waste management centre at WSID

i knew if it fell on people, they'd either be knocked out from the hit or drown in it, so i shouted LOOK UP! EVERYONE RUN!!!
JUST as i said that, it started to rush down from the ceilings like a tsunami from above.
a massive wave of this sludge started rushing at everyone!
me, jocelyn, some random dude and another random chick bolted for it through the door and into a lecture theatre
we ended up running through a series of connected university lecture halls
everywhere i ran it kept chasing us!
everytime i looked back, the water kept chasing us! i think at that point i screamed, appropriately, FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!

after we ran through a few lecture halls, i got tired of running up and down through between the isles
so i just jumped OVER the seats, stepping on the foldable table arm-rest thingies
as i was hopping from chair to chair, i thought "damn i'd hate if i stopped on one of the loose ones"
a short animation appeared (like the one of the lightning guy in benjamin button) with a toilet sign type person running on top of lecture seat tables, falling and hitting his face on the back of a chair

we found a room to rest for a bit, and i looked around
fan appeared and joined me in the little exploration adventure. he was being annoying and a big jerk (cant remember why)
suddenly, the sludge tsunami came back and since i was already at the exit of the building i bolted out
i shouted "JOCELYN RUNNN!" but didnt know where she was
i heard the two randoms get hit by sludge and scream
freaking out, i looked around outside for something but couldnt find anything.
i started looking through my backpack to find my phone, and damn it stunk! everything was soaked in that waste management sludge!
i couldnt find it, but just when i looked back i saw jocelyn dive out of an open window and barrel roll onto the grass! HAHAHA

cleaned up a bit, and she said the whole place was covered in sludge. walls were laced and ppl looked like the chocolate guy in the lynx ad, but slimey.

when the tsunami passed that room, we took a look around the room we just escaped.
we found a smaller room and went in to find a bed and a window that looked out to a car.
i plomped onto the bed to rest and jocelyn locked the door, with a nice "sexy time" devious smile on a face. ;)
instead, i look out the window to check out her darker than legal tinted jazz and pointed out that it looked nice and suggested that we leave the door open in case people are still trying to escape the sludge (yes i know, how gay)

at that point i woke up

Zombie British Pirates, Chan Ho Nam and Gigantic Hairy Doodles

this is the first bit i remember while writing this, but i realised there was more to it when i woke up. it was weird, sorta like a dream with a prequel

i was driving to work (or uni) and realised i took the wrong way on cantebury road instead of hume. for some reason it was really dark (as if it was night time) and everyone had our lights on and stuff
i was pretty annoyed, was late and traffic was slow.
decided to turn and got into an accident! some fkn mofo clipped me! i was driving the most awesome lancer 2008 ever, drifted it to safety. i spun around twice and everything!

the driver came out and i grabbed a post-it note and my trusty adobe pen
went up to him and asked for his details
he said "wait, nah nah i can i not give u my details? we'll see how bad it is"
daylight suddenly appeared and it let us inspect the damage much more easily.

my awesomest lancer 2008 evarrrrr took very little damage.
back bumper was dented/scraped on both sides. the car was invincible (like me!)
the other car had small damage on the left back bumper, but the right bumper was absolutely caved in and the metal bits were pressed hard against the wheel.

i suddenly realised who the driver was! it was ray, mr chan ho nam himself! fkn full blackie he was!
he had his crew with him, i dunno, pats ppl i guess with a couple of chicks
he was talking to me about small things like "hey man do u know *insert persons name here*? how've they been?"
i was thinking shut up dude i want my car fixed

eventually they pulled the metal chassis bits so it wasnt pressing onto the wheel, and surprisingly it came off really easily! like his car was an inflatable toy or something. even made the inflating hissing sound when they did it

i wrote down his details and he offered to pay for my damage.
i asked if they wanted a lift to lidcombe station (dunno why) and they said nah its ok, we'll be alright

the scene changed and i was sitting in an office with ray and his crew talking about facebook stuff and how to modify video clips or something
i realised that veasna prak was also sitting there playing with my adobe pen
saw the piece of paper he was scribbling on
veas had finished writing an article and was writing the date, but signed it off with two gigantic hairy testicles and a tiny little hairy doodle
his workmate cracked up but his boss was like "WTF VEAS!? WHATS WRONG WITH YOU!?"
"sorry man, i dunno its a reflex or something"

scene changed again!
i was walking through the supermarket and noticed a newspaper on the shelf
it was veas' article about a zombie pirate invasion at circular quay!
i realised "HOLY SHIT IT WAS REAL! I WAS THERE!"

i had a flashback to a dream i had earlier in the night (i had forgotten about it because of all the car accident rage)
i was in circular quay and dead bodies were floating under the dock from the sea
suddenly, they started coming up from the ground and surrounding everyone!

i dunno how, but i found myself on a raft and the zombie pirate captain was talking all british and olden day language mixed with some weird nigga shit
"HEAR YE HEAR YE! TIS BE A MUTINY! YE HAVE 60 HERE SECONDS TO LEAVE THIS PLACE BEFORE I BUST A CAP IN ALL YO ASSES!"

i looked around and memorised an escape route. it was dangerous. i had to jump onto 3 other rafts with zombies on them, but luckily they were still lying down "dead" and not ressurrected yet.

i turned to tell phong my plan (who just happened to be at my side) and said "jump in this order, left left right left left right left" like we were playing a video game
i went first and jumped on some zombie bodies while we escaped. i made the balance on the rafts shift though, and that made life a little more difficult for phong, but luckily we made it!!! \o/
after that, it changed to the scene to the one where i was driving to work/uni

i woke up at this point and thought "ahh FUCK! im late for work!" but realised its a SUNDAYYYY!
yayyy day off!!