Thursday, April 16, 2009

rock-throwing fluey nub footed rocket riders!

in the dream, i rocked up at cabramatta station and scored awesome vip parking, like 2nd spot from the station.
caught the train and got to a house where alot of people from work were. it was a doctor's house and people were
crowding around a door trying to get in for the flu shot.

while we were waiting, darren, matt and i were throwing rocks at the people in line and also each other.
matt picked up a rock the size of my head and threw it at me. luckily i noticed and dodged it.
not wanting to play with that asshole anymore, i stop and he goes "man how come u started getting nervous and slowed down?"
me: "fuck you man, that rock was huge you douchebag!"

at that point, spandas (the new chick at work) was sneaking up behind me and doing something random. i turned around and
that caught her off guard, she freaked out and stepped into a bucket of water. she took off her hypercolored sock to let it dry
and i noticed she had a fake foot. HAHAHA NUB!!! it was due to some chinese medical thing used for skin care that she stepped on
as a kid, which had spikes on it. she said "skin care products dont work."

the crowd cleared up and we lined up for the flu shot. there were a few lines; one for kids, one for tall people, one for skinny
people. each split up into male/female groups too. i was a bit confused on which one to line up for and kept switching around.
the lady just told me to stand in one and wait. it was the females one. FML.

when it was my turn, i had to lay down on some machine for them to scan which version of the flu i had. (such a nerdy dream)
apparently i already had v1.3 since i got sick this year, and i needed to get v1.1.1. a couple of other ones were missing from
my chart since i dont go yearly. luckily i fell asleep and the lady gave me the shot while i was sleeping.

when i woke up, i was walking to canley vale train station with paul and thien when a james bond car (aston martin db9) rips up
the streets. took some hectic turns, drifts around roundabouts and all!

it ended up being a top gear review! the next segment showed the 3 guys riding a giant rubber ACME rocket that actually flew!
stupid thing is, they rode it in a dim lit warehouse! the warehouse was filled with walls and walls of tools, chains dangling
off the ceiling and factory machines. the rocket flew smack into a wall full of tools and things fall all over the place. when
they stand up, somehow me, paul and david switched their roles and we were preparing to ride the rocket again!

i wasnt happy about having stuff nearly squashing my head when we smacked into the tools, but dave was going off with the usual
over the top enthusiasm. as we were setting up for the next ride, the lights come on and james' dad yells at us to get out of
his garage. i tried hiding behind a wall but his mum saw me and shook her head.

thats when the alarm came on and i accidently tore a hole in my favourite blanket =(