Jocelyn and I were meeting up with James and his new girlfriend Aiiyah for a bit. Made fun of her name a little before we departed.
After we left, we went to check out some stores in Thailand (I guess we were honeymooning). Realising I forgot my backpack and laptop in the restaurant, I gave James a call to see if he had it.
I got video response back, showing me he and his girlfriend were back in the hotel having a threesome with Matthew Tan. James was sticking his wang into Matt's mouth and thrusting. Matt couldn't take it and threw up while James' girlfriend giggled.
I guess my laptop isn't there...
I ended up in some industrial area, filled with tyre stores and rubber manufacturers. I looked around and there was a patch of grass around a corner of the road, but there were some plastic jerry cans letting off some powdery black dust into the air.
The dust/smoke would rise up to about 4m high and then fall to the road before me. Feeling a little creeped out, I left back to the main shopping area.
As I left, I bumped into this huge white guy called Dave. He had been looking for me to return my backpack and laptop, but he said "I wouldn't stretch it anymore, it's already expanded."
After taking a look inside, the bag was wet and the laptop was missing. Oh well...
Shortly after I met up with Jocelyn again to show her the place I found. On the way there we found a gadget/icecream store and popped by.
Turns out Dave works there! Greeted us and showed us some stuff. We drooled over the icecream and then took a look around the store.
I grabbed a harddrive and proceeded to buy it, but for some reason they couldn't sell that one. It was our last day in Thailand but they were willing to order one in and ship it to Sydney for me.
Problem was my credit card was maxed and I would have trouble paying it off. Anyway, I agreed and it was all sorted out.
I took a look around and found more stuff I wanted. Headphones, mouse, etc. Went to pay for it but then I realised all this other junk in the bag which I never picked.
Figurines of cowboys, robots and super heroes. Weird. I took them out and put them beside the counter, saying I didn't want then. Dave wandered off to another part of the store.
I explained to the manager that I didn't want those and I had no idea how they got there. He gave me a sly grin and wandered off.
As I stood there waiting for someone to clear my stuff, those figurines were back in my bag! Not just that, there were even more!
Freaking out a little, I removed the extra things and thought about it. Then I remembered, ghosts and black magic runs rampant in parts of Asia.
I asked the manager if "this part" of the store was haunted, specifically the counter. He grinned at me again and said quietly "Just keep an eye on your limits."
I took that as a hint to cancel my transactions and get the hell out of there, and I did! My laptop was somehow back in the hotel, good thing as we were packing up to leave!
