Shoe Junkie

Jocelyn and I were at her place cleaning or something and then the doorbell rang.

Some Aussie junkie cunt was at the door holding up a $5 note saying he wanted us to do a survey.

I told Jocelyn not to open but it was too late, and he quickly pushed his way into the house. He only got as far as the door and quickly eyed out the place before but beat the fuck out of him with a shoe.

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