time travel, myspace parties, cnn porn, speed radars and evo X's

so part of the dream started off with me doing my daily routine and strange things started happening
i dunno what happened, but i was telling my goth workmate about it and he said maybe i wasnt from this time
"u could be living in the past and dreaming about all this stuff"
somehow that pulled me back into the past into the 1600's and i was some nostradamus prophecy type of wise-man dude that spoke visions of the future and lived in a barn dressed up in funny gear like in twinsen's odyssey
kinda woke up for a bit after that

next bit was when i was at home, looking out the front blinds at night and noticing ppl getting out of cars wondering "is this the right place?"
there were heaps of people and they started knocking
outta nowhere, kennedy came out from his room and opened the door for these ppl and invited them in
"hey guys welcome to the myspace party!"
dude wtf!? my parents were pissed as hell as well!
so i took a look out the door and there were dozens of people trashing houses down the street
the house on the corner of my street was trashed by an explosion so badly that the house was cleared out
it was still smokey with emergency fire fighters putting out the flames

sorta woke up and fell asleep again
the dream continued, but this time i was watching a documentary on tv at home... without any pants on (hey give me a break, im at home!)
then CNN did some science experiment with a hot chick stripping down for some magnetic pulse reading thing
fkn then ken came out of his room and sat down to watch it too
fock, time to put my pants back on

last bit was when i was driving home and i saw someone get pulled over by a cop
for some reason, i decided to stupidly pull over behind the cop (who was behind the other person)
the cop was done asking the person to see a "speed radar detector" and let them off
i look down in my glovebox and see one sticking out (which just looks like a 4x powerboard splitter with an on/off switch)
wtf!? how'd that get there?
so as i was frantically trying to hide it and slam the damn thing shut, the cop sees me and gives me a frikken $81 fine (obviously im still bitter about the parking fine at bondi earlier that day)
he tells me i can get a 50% discount on the fine if i show him the receipt for the radar

so i was running around cabra with a cop chasing me trying to find the store i bought it at so i can get a receipt
my goth workmate told me which store to go to and i went there
the store owner gave me a receipt but then disappeared
the cop asked worker at the store where he went and was told to go to "platform 14"
he ran off to investigate while i stood there with a docket and a fine

i went to a friend (cuong) standing around the block to ask for help but just as he started answering, graham called
man, he sounded so upset and about to cry
he says "man, my car.. *sniffs* its fucked...!"
"whats wrong man?"
"i.. i cant talk about it... its my car"
"which car? u still havn't told me" (im assuming its the 2nd time he's called up to say something about it but not tell me what car it is)
"man, i didnt tell u last time but i got an evo X, but i just crashed it! its so fucked!"

oh dude, if that was me i'd cry too!
at that point the alarm went off so i had to get out of bed

damn FBI

I had a dream that Evana worked for the FBI and kidnapped my parents so I punched her in the face.

Dont remember what else happened, found it in some old logs when I was looking for something else.