Searching for my laptop in the video game inspired dream

The first thing I remember is being on the train at Central, quickly getting off in a hurry because I just woke up.

As I scrambled, I noticed I forgot to take my laptop in the backpack which I needed for uni. By the time I remembered, the doors have already closed and the train had left for the airport.

I wandered off to Jocelyn's work building to get her to help call Cityrail. Damn, it was a HUGE lobby, with really long escalators that went high up into the distance, almost as high as the ceiling which had glass window walls.

Lobby A	Lobby B	Lobby C

 
(The style and colour of lobby A, escalators of lobby B and the windows of lobby C, except the windows were in 1 big sheet of glass rather than pieces)

On the way in I saw Veronica in a short hair wig coming down for a cigarette break. I didn't have time to chat.

We found out that a guy had called Cityrail about my bag, saying he had it and left his contact details. When we called, he wasn't at his office and someone said to contact his boss instead. She said she'd get him to meet us downstairs at their building.

We got to the office and met up with the guy who I suspected was the one who had my bag, but he denied it and claimed he didn't have a clue. For some reason he was acting nervous and I knew he had it!

He said feel free to come to their building and look for it, since the guy who found it isn't around at the moment. So we did.

We went up to level 1, which looked like a level in Questacon where kids would play with scientific stuff and learn about it. It had displays which would explain why things reacted the way they do.

Onwards to level 2, it was like a home theatre display at the Sony Building in Ginza. Dark blue coloured theme with no doors.

"This can't be right, the building had way more than just 2 levels" I said to Jocelyn. As she thought about it, I pulled the curtain to the side and found a back walkway.

It was dark and unlit, with unpainted concrete walls which led on into the darkness. I got out my crappy red and white LED keyring lights which shone only about 2 meters.

Suddenly, I saw eyes glowing in the darkness and it scurried towards us. I pulled out a big sword out of nowhere and beat the crap out of it.

VS

Jocelyn was freaked out, but I pushed on. At the end there was nowhere left to go but a small vent. I pulled off the cover and went in first. What I saw at the end of it was similar to a green field straight out of Sonic's Green Hills.

But it was filled with killer chickens. Chickens that were infected with the Resident Evil T-virus and becoming flesh eating zombie chickens! They saw me and started running towards us with crazy chicken eyes!

I told Jocelyn to get back into the vent hide. I backed up into the vent so the chickens would have to attack us one by one. I smacked one in half and scooped it to the side with the sword. Beat up another, put it to the side. Beat up a black one, a red one, a couple of white ones. After a while the dead chicken bodies were piling up and they stopped attacking.

It went quiet, and I took a good look before coming out. Suddenly there was German Shepherd sized triceratops! It started to run towards us and I got back into the vent. Somehow I managed to grab another sword, but it was jagged.

VS

It stuck its head into the vent and I stabbed it with one sword and cut its head off with the jagged sword.

When it finally died, we came out again and discovered it wasn't the Resident Evil T-Virus but the Zerg virus that was making the animals go crazy.

Suddenly it switched views. I was playing a game of Starcraft and Wilson was the voice in my head teaching me how to play the game and share resources with the computer.

Good time to wake up! Stupid sun in my eyes!

Way too many B-Grade movie marathons

Get ready for a long read!

so my dream started out with my workmate and i walking under what looks like the harbour bridge, and he's giving me a lecture about the history of the struts and beams used in its construction. we keep heading down the bridge where we reach an old railway station where he leads me through a secret entrance to a massive underground city. it was here we were greeted by a bunch of mutants and homeless people and it turns out my workmates been coming down here to offer them medical treatment (this probably comes from the fact he's got a doctorate at uni). so im watching him work his way around the place until he meets this giant deformed cyclops with a bloated right arm. turns out he's got a massive tumour and im helping my workmate apply pressure to it whilst he puts a few holes through ti so the puss could come out. while we're doing this the cyclops is screaming in agony and out of nowhere flashbangs and smoke grenades start going off all over the place. next thing i know theres a whole squad of riot police beating and rounding everyone up! i make like the wind and run away through a tunnel.

the dream then shifts to me, robyn, nghi, thi and my mom watching a horror movie where next thing you know we get teleported right into it! we end up in an abandoned warehouse where we're running away from the devil whilst he's taunting us to sacrifice someone to him. so we're running all over the place evading ghosts and ghouls until we finally reach a barricaded safehouse. thinking we're safe in here, next thing you know the safehouse turns into a void and we fall through it and probably all die in the process. now the dream kinda repeats itself where we find ourselves right back at the beginning of the warehouse where im thinking the devil must be playing a sadistic joke on us and forcing us to do the whole thing again. so we end up doing the dance all over again except this time we encounter a few other people who tells us theyve been forced to do teh same thing too. so we team up and run to the safehouse again only this time not all of us make it in there and a few are trapped outside. then one of the survivors who did make it starts to laugh out hysterically and proclaim this is the most fun he's had in ages! she then morphs into the devil and walks through the wall to the peeps who were still outside, looks back at us and says till next time... i asked him if our initial run was real  and we all died or was it just a figment of my imagination! he answers yes and that it happened in a parrallel universe! so not only do i get to die multiple times in my dreams, i also travel into different dimensiosn and universes!

now we then get magically teleported us back to an empty warehouse and robyn nonchalantly says she's hungry and lets go grab some dinner. everyone agrees and act like nothing happened! im thinking either they're suffering from psd or their memories were wiped clean so i didnt force the issue and went with the flow. as we're walking up the stairs, robyn takes out a kayak out of nowhere and says she's ready to go!

the dream shifts to us walking in a yard where i see my nephew wandering alone looking for a medal. i help him look for it and end up in my workplaces control room where thi and nghi proceed to shave my head! once they're done my mom comes in and says she doesnt like it so i magically grow a full set of hair in a second and my mom starts to cut it to her liking.

so i'll let you guys try to decipher that dream!

iPads, The Ring, Ong Bak and muddy seawater for breakfast

I was at home testing apps that I developed with 2 iPads. Then it suddenly changed to a highschool science lab. Pasc and Kelvin noticed that I had an iPad with me and said "Wow, you finally converted!"

"Nah, I won it from Davy remember?"

Then I looked into it and a ghost came out. The ghost looked like something out of The Ring. A thin pale girl with long hair covering most of her face and red eyes decorated with dark eye bags.

It then switched to a dream of a random girl sleeping at home. She was having a nightmare about the same ghost that came out of my iPad.

In my dream of her dream (damn self-inception!), the ghost would stare at her while she was doing stuff. She got freaked out and eventually ran up to it and elbowed it in the head, Ong Bak style!

 
YEAH BITCH GET A LOAD OF THAT!

The ghost took the hit hard, head started bleeding and dripped onto its arms. It fell to the ground leaving a big puddle of blood. The girl woke up in shock horror after seeing that.

She checked her arms and they were clean. When she looked up into the mirror, she saw blood and scratches on her face then screamed.

A few years after getting over that nightmare she fixed up her life. She was going for a job interview as an actress and suddenly the ghost appeared (while she was awake). She freaked out and ran home.

She didn't sleep that night and was completely zoned out the next morning. She made breakfast for her 3 kids, but it was just dirty muddy water in a bowl.

Her kids (probably 2, 4 and 7) were all sitting at the table staring at their bowls and not eating. They saw worms and insects wriggling. "Mum, can I have poptarts?" the oldest one asked.

It looked like this, but with a set of stairs at the front.

The house was surrounded by water, that suddenly rose sometime in the night and never receded. It was dirty and muddy, filled with creatures in the breakfast bowls.

The youngest toddler, a boy, went outside down the stairs to play with the water. He was poking his fingers around with some of the worms that were wriggling in the water, found some pippies and red prawns with white whiskers.

Then I woke up, wondering what time it was and thinking I slept in.

Two scary dreams back to back

The first dream was about me and and Jocelyn walking through a building and suddenly smoke started to appear from some rooms.

People and dogs started running out of the rooms, all frantic of course. It happened everywhere we ran to. More people and dogs were coming out of the rooms now.

From the corner of my eye I saw a human hand. Someone standing up tall like a person but dressed as in a dog outfit within a room holding a smoke bomb and clearing out the rooms.

Soon more dog outfit people started throwing the smoke grenades into the corridors where we were.

We found some restrooms which was clear of chaos and hid for a bit.

I found a roll of weird looking tissue paper and threw it aside. It blew up, killing some random guy as he lay there under the hand dryer bleeding from the chest.

An official looking military guy walked in, dressed like an olden day captain.

Like this guy's outfit, without the eye-patch.

He told everyone to sit down. He was Indian, but had creepy demonic eyes which glowed red with a fiery pupil. I asked him a few questions, but he only stared back at me without answering.

Dream switch!

Now I was in Japan with the Japan crew (Paul, Frieda, Thien and Willy) in a grocery store looking for food. There was an extra 2 people with us. A white couple I don't know.

I was digging thru a small fridge, picking out all the Megaman branded snacks that I didn't see during my first trip.

As I did that, the white guy quietly took the shopping bag which I was putting all the stuff into out of the store.

When I wanted to pay, the store lady was happy to let me go ahead and find the bag before paying. I ran off to find them.

They were pretty far already and nearly at the hotel. He said the bags were in is room so I had to go get it.

When I got to the room, I saw the door knob jiggle and moving by itself and felt scared. As I watched, the jiggling stopped and it opened up. I walked inside and saw a labyrinth of rooms.

A creepy figure started to appear out of thin air and shot black Spiderman webs at me. I freaked out and dodged quite a few of them.

Like this shit, but inside a room and without Spiderman.

Whatever he shot it at would start to get infected by the black web.

Somehow I was given powers during the struggle and shot my own red and blue coloured webs.

Since his webs criss-crossed the room, I got the idea to shoot mine at the black webs to cleanse them. Since his shots could infect, why can't mine?

I targeted my shots at his webs while dodging attacks and managed to hit a few. He screamed as his webs started to dissolve, disappearing without a trace.

I somehow knew where the bags were and went to the end room.

When i got to there, a laptop was sitting on a table beside the bags. I started to look through, hoping to find something about the monster I just fought.

After a while, I looked to the door and saw a little boy coming through the door. He'd come in one door, weave out another but always come closer and closer.

I grabbed a camera on the table and tried to snap him but it turned out to be Jocelyn's phone. Couldn't get a shot of him.

When he was near, he hopped past without even glancing at me.

After hopping back to me, he looks straight at me and says "You might be able to get rid of my older brother, but not me!"

I suddenly realised I was trapped. He was between me and the escape door, with only the end of the building behind me.

He got onto all fours, hissed and lounged at me! I jumped and dodged him. He turned around for another strike, this time showing mouthful of sharp teeth before attacking.

As he came at me, I kicked him as hard as I could with my left foot! The little runt instantly disappeared.... SHIT! It's not smart to kick a ghost!

And that's when I woke straight up with both eyes wide open, pins and needles in my left foot and heart beating rapidly. 430 on the dot.

I Miss Japan Already

Was in Japan with a couple of friends I went with and we were walking towards a bus stop.

I asked what we were going to, and Thien said excitedly "we're going hiking!".

Crap, I was still wearing thongs so I had to get some shoes. I asked Paul how much time we had left and he said 15minutes, should be plenty of time.

So I ran up a massive hill back to the hotel, but on the way I saw a confectionary store and decided to pop by. It was absolutely packed with people and smelt wonderful!

The first thing I saw was a big stash of Megaman merchandise; candies, cakes, biscuits and then a stack of those stupid maze games where you tilt and move a metal ball inside a closed case (God I hate those!)

Then I saw a big stash of M&M's of all sorts of flavours. Crème brulee, cabanossi, almond and honey, etc. All of them looked so nice! I looked around for a mixed pack and bought a few.

By the time I was done, I only had 3 minutes left till the bus came! SHIT!

Somehow I ended up in Paul's room in a rush, looking around for socks and shoes. I just grabbed his ones, hoping he wouldn't mind and ran off to the bus just to make it in time!

Super Secret Sahara Supermarket Spy Twig

The scene started off at a not so secret base at Milson's Point. It wasn't heavily guarded because the base had a Franklins store as a cover.

I was a secret spy, sent in to see if there was a way into the facility. The front entrance was like a normal store, but the back entrance had an invisible shield that disintegrated any non-living thing which wasn't authorised.

I pretended to shop for doritos and other chips on sale nearby, while I looked for something to throw into the barrier.

I found a shopping trolley and figured it was good enough. I filled it up with some chips and proceeded to buy them at the back entrance.

The checkout guy was a guy from uni called Anthony, middle eastern looking guy that always wore a suit. He was saying be careful on the way out.

After paying, I carefully looked at the glowing barrier and pushed my trolley through. It started sparking and just dissolved like golden pixie dust.

I said aloud, "Crap! What am I gonna do now!?". Anthony grins and offers to get me through. His profile suddenly appears in my head and he was a known merchant, allowing people access to things but for a price.

I quizzed him about what his purpose was here but he just kept smiling, looked at me and said "Don't worry, it wont kill you. Only objects". I put my hand through and nothing happened.

So I walked through and without any problems. I saw a multi level shopping complex, with another shopping centre downstairs but the upstairs had a gold laced floor, doors and handrails.

I looked through a few doors and found the postal tube I was after. Quickly grabbed it and ran out.

The scene changed to outside of the store. It was on a desert cliff and I was with David Choi. Apparently he was waiting for me to grab the postal tube so we could make our escape.

After running far enough, we sat down for a breather. I pushed on the ends of the tube and twisted it. It had a few grooves to determine where to twist, so I presume there were a few compartments to put stuff into within this tube.

I twisted a bit and something clicked into place. It hissed and started to slowly open. We both peered into it and found lots of documents.

I said we should be careful taking these out as they might be old documents written on crumbly papaya paper. Luckily it was bundles of notepad paper, so I started shook a few out. We saw hand lots of written documents, filled with complex mathematical equations.

Suddenly the wind started to blow real hard. I pinned most of the documents down with one arm while holding the tube with the other hand. A piece of paper flipped and pressed hard against my face. A storm was coming!

The piece ripped off and flew away. Dave tried to grab it but the wind blew it way too fast. It flew around to the left and far out into the distance. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" we screamed.

Then it started to come back from the right! Once it came around to my right the wind died down and it landed on my hand.

Just as we started walking again, Jessica Lee was walking around the corner with her boyfriend and they were laughing about how some idiots were screaming "NOOOOO~!" during the storm.

Twilight mixup

The dream started off with a scene in a graveyard back in 1870, where 2 grave diggers were preparing to bury an open coffin. There was lightning and thunder in the background.

One of the guys (with a goatee) jumped into the coffin to lay down beside the corpse for laughs. The other grave digger was enormous, but he had a go too.

Somehow they managed to buried themselves in the coffin for a giggle and died.

The scene switches to the present, but this time in a typical American high school as the bell is ringing. Students flood the halls and we see the two grave diggers slowly walk into the scene.

They woke up from the dead was because someone was playing a really bad song by Lady Gaga called "Bad Romance" is. They got the shits after hearing the chorus and got out of the ground to turn it off.

They were vampires now; pale, thin and macho. Not gay like the whole Twilight vampies. They were standing around looking suave and chatted up chicks in the hallway.

The scene jumped to the bedroom of one of the girls they were chatting up. She was tucking herself into bed, pulling up a pink blanket decorated with plastic flapping penises. Then she put on a white night cap which was also a huge white flappy wang.

Flood washed away half of a parking lot, along with car!

I was walking up a few the stairs of a parking lot when the whole building shook. Took a look out the door and saw half of the building get ripped away.

As I watched it get torn apart, I saw water gushing by through the open areas. A gigantic flood was flowing across the building and taking the building with it!

"Oh shit! I need to get to my car!". It was parked on level 24, so I had a few more levels to run up. I got to level 24  and it was still there, barely. The cars next to it were floating away, carried away by the water on the same concrete slabs they were parked on.

As I made my way to the car, the ceiling collapsed and blocked my way. I figured it was too troublesome to get the car anyway, and looked for a safer place to wait.

Can't remember any other part of the dream.

Oh lawdz iz dat chicken soup!?

oh yea i didnt have a left 4 dead dream yesterday! instead we were heading up to my house on our bikes to go bike riding then it switched to us at a massive music festival where we were all sitting on an oval. i was busting to pee so i went around to houses looking for a toilet. i had my kitchen sink bag on and saw another chic with the same back so i started to use lame pick up lines on her. the house didnt have a vacant toilet so i decided to just frack it and go pee out on the porch. just when i was about to, it started to rain really heavy then hale'd and im thinking ya'll were suckers for still standing out there. afterwards we ran around looking for a chicken shop

Evo V driving down a cliffside to bust up a spy torture dungeon!

<dee-work> so paul

<dee-work> my dream involved us two driving along a windy road along a cliff with no rails

<dee-work> think we were heading to a beach or something

<dee-work> so the roads really narrow and the car's been blowing around by the wind gusts

<dee-work> a few times u veer'd close to the edge

<dee-work> till u get to this really sharp right turn and a massive gust hits us

<dee-work> and pushes the car right off the edge of the cliff

<dee-work> so we're sliding down this huge cliff which sort of looks like the one along wollongong bridge

<dee-work> and im surprising calm falling down to my death

<dee-work> when the car starts to grab some traction and we're driving down the cliff now

<dee-work> and we end up on rail tracks at the bottom

<dee-work> seeing no way to get off we just sped off on the rail tracks over some bridges

<dee-work> when we see a train coming straight at us

<dee-work> at the last moment possible you veer right and all i see is a flash of bright light

<dee-work> somehow miraculously we ended up avoiding the train and a pillar to our right

<dee-work> and you only have some bumper damage on the car

<dee-work> we get off at a train station where some of the train guys saw us and took us into a supermarket to get some food and drinks

<dee-work> the dream then shifts to a house with a dungeon where some guys are getting tortured

<dee-work> because they were spies

<dee-work> and there was a black ops team waiting outside to storm it

<dee-work> and it turns out one of the guys getting tortured was a double agent and he coerced the other one to call them for help

<dee-work> and right into an ambush

<dee-work> some more happens but i forgot it

Left 4 Dead

hooo i had a few multiple dreams within a dreams yesterday and they were all left 4 dead related!

the first one had me as one of the survivors having to climb up kiosks and rooftops to retrieve what i assume to be oil cubes like the ones on the transformers show! I had to dodge zombies and there were these powerups that slowed down time.

The next dream was i was controlling one of the survivors and we had to get into a safe room, in this one we were in a high rise building still under construction and you could to do the flying fox on large tension cables to get to the safe room. in the dream everyone died except for me of course due to my awesome skills but when i arrived in the safe room, i was greeted with a whole array of hunters, witches, spitters and some new weird ones including a little girl. I couldnt take care of them all so i died.

Here teh dream shifted to david driving me to work through the backstreets where im telling him all about this new stage and the safe room then i woke up within the dream to be sitting at my computer chatting to you guys about this. Then i woke up =\

left 4 dead is taking over me consciously and sub consciously!!

The Secret Space Invasion

The dream I had last night was essentially the same plot as the TV show called V, which I don't watch!.

The first bit I remember is when an alien race is hovering in our skies with numerous UFOs ready to attack at any moment. It kinda flashed back to another scene to describe what happened to lead to this point.

The aliens have already managed to infiltrate the higher ranks of military and government office and had enough information to take over Earth.

Some conspiracy theorist that somehow found out that there was a secret invasion by the aliens and prepared to take them out. He found out that they were coming to a certain location and blew them up with some home-made missiles.

What he didn't know was that the government actually knew of the arriving aliens and that they were peace keepers trying to prevent a war between the human and alien races.

The US government claimed that it was because of that guy's actions, the aliens have declared war on us. "The man lead an unplanned assault on the spacecraft, which was carrying the best political negotiators they had. There were no survivors."

So, it brings us back to the current situation where the alien "King" was floating around in a little UFO with 2 massive laser cannons pointing at us.

He was claiming that they were going to take over Earth regardless and the attack just gave them a good excuse to do it quickly.

This bit got weird because at this point, "I" picked up the UFO in my hands and started playing it like a GameBoy. I had a bit of trouble with the second cannon though, but eventually I pressed the right sequence of buttons to overload the lasers and they blew up.

In true Power Rangers style, he shook his fist at us and threatened to come back another day as he flew back into space.

Cabra-Leonards Yumcha to Rollin' Gone Wrong

Waking up at around 6am and being unable to sleep again for some reason, I slowly fell back into sleep and had this bad dream.

Jocelyn and I just finished eating yumcha at some place with a few friends and had to leave early. The lady was very nice and said "Thank you, here's your change. get your girlfriend something pretty" and we paid and left.

When we got outside it was dark. Very and and very cold for some reason. It was just outside the Dong Son place in Cabramatta, but we knew we were in St Leonards. The streets were also deserted, bar a lonely car here and there.

Jocelyn started shivering and mentioned it was strange that its so cold. She huddled up closer and latched onto my arm for warmth.

As we took a few steps away from the store, I noticed there were 5 guys trailing close behind us. Our car was just across the street, only about 10-15 meters to the left. Since Jocelyn was latched on so closely, I searched for the keys before they noticed.

I whispered for Jocelyn to bolt for it and jump into the back seat. We started running and when we were a few steps away I opened the doors via remote.

Naturally the guys chased us. As I just got to the driver seat door, I put the car key into my fist and punched the closest guy in the eye. He fell to the ground and didn't move.

I quickly opened the door and started the car. Jocelyn was already in the car but screaming because she couldn't close the door in time.

One of the guys held onto the door and that stopped her from closing it. She was kicking him to keep him out. I quickly pressed the central lock button to stop the other guys from getting in from the other side.

I said "HANG ON!" and sped off, with the guy hanging onto the door as Jocelyn kept kicking at him.

I yelled at Jocelyn, "Jump to your left!", threw the car into 2nd gear, folded the seat backwards and grabbed the screwdriver I have laying around on the floor of the passenger side.

I left the car in motion as I jumped into the back seat. "JOS DRIVE! DONT CHANGE GEARS!". She quickly crawled into the drivers seat and took control of the steering wheel.

As she did that, I took a quick look at the guy and punched him a few times in the face with my left arm. That was to distract him before stabbing him through the eye with the screwdriver.

He instantly dropped off the car and laid on the floor motionless as we sped off in the night.

When I woke up I was still pretty pissed. It was cold, I slept late, I woke up early and I had a shit dream. FUCK.

But anyway its Friday! =D

Elevator filled with Madeline schoolgirls, rat ravaged science labs and evil Super Mario

I had the dream sometime in the morning, but as the day went by I forgot. I can only remember fragments of it now as I'm coming home on the train.

The first part I can actually remember is being on a futuristic-space-building-like-yet-creepy lift that looked much like the ones in first person shooters like Doom.

On the way up/down, the lift suddenly shook a few times and stopped. The lights flickered and came back on as it resumed to stop at the next level.

Suddenly, there were a bunch of little schoolgirls dressed like Madeline in the lift and they were telling me what levers and buttons to press to get out of the lift.

 

 

 

For some reason I was trying to get them out of the building safely. I peered out of the lift and it looked like an abandoned science lab, absolutely trashed.

The creepy science lab.

Something was just here and I felt like it was still looking around in the lab. I don't know why but I went into the lab, hushing the girls to be quiet, but with that many kids it was impossible to be quiet.

I looked around the corner to the left and saw HEAPS of gigantic rats the size of fat wombats chewing stuff on the floor. I saw the door across the hallway and made a run for it (from A to B), gesturing for the girls to follow.

Stupid rats on patrol!
Scarily enough, this hallway looks nearly identical to what I saw in the dream.

One of the last girls tripped, screamed and fell with a thud. All the rats turned to her and started coming. Luckily she just made it into the room and we slammed the door shut.

It was another trashed science lab, but this time longer. I spotted another door that led back to the rat infested hallway. The kids had disappeared, only to be replaced by Jocelyn.

The 2nd room. We entered through B, and door C was the other way in from the rat hall.

I went to close the other door when Jocelyn looked out the window of the door we just closed. She called me over and told me to look outside.

I was scared but also curious. It turned out that all the evil rats have merged into one evil little creature, with the body of a pixelated Mario (although still short like the rats were). He had glowing red eyes and sniffed around trying to find us.

I said "Luckily he's dumb, he doesn't seem to look up and know where we are". As luck would have it, thats when he noticed us looking through the glass pane of the door and charged towards the closed door!

 

BAM! He smashed into the door pretty hard and backed up to ram it again. That's when the alarm woke up for work.

Takeshi's Castle style job exams, NCR global conspiracies, private Investigator Jim Carey and lamp shopping

Starts off like a movie. I just got hired by some NCR official and we were being walked thru a very, very nice building to be taken to the higher levels.

As we waited for the lifts, some solemn faced businessmen walked by and our "guide" excitedly introduced one of them as the CEO/Executive of NCR. He had a mean face, completely white hair and looked like a typical bad guy in movies.

 
Sorta like him, but with more hair.

His expressionless face automatically turned into a friendly smile and welcomes us to NCR. He shows us some initiation rooms, where people get locked in and tested on random Takeshi's Castle style things like a fast closing see-through plastic door that slams shut from the top, electric room with arcs shooting from the wall, a massive brick slab falling from the ceiling and flipping towards the people from behind and they have to slide under it to get out.

 

Suddenly, my role was being played by Jim Carey and the view pans out to watch him. Carey was in his brown Truman suit, hired to be a private investigator by NCR to spy on other companies to watch for excessive information control and what sort of global policies they have and check for corruption.

Once he started working, he was looking into all these media companies like radio stations, printed news, television and daily news and even large electronic brands (like Sony and Samsung).

He found out that all the smaller organisations were owned by several larger organisations, who were then run by a few men under the guise of massive umbrella corporations.

Carey eventually he realises that one of these men was the white haired guy NCR CEO and that his company that had much control of the world.

He decided to ask the CEO directly. For some reason they were climbing the ladder ranks of a massive pointy tower (like the Eiffel or Tokyo tower). When Carey arrived the CEO was already above him on the ladder.

When he saw Carey he started ranting. "You're investigating the wrong side son. Keep your nose out of that business. You're supposed to be looking into our competitors and countries we DON'T have influence over! Like Japan or Korea. If Korea aren't happy with the deal I can BUY for them North Korea. We've got control of most of the Western world and we can already get the dumb masses of people to think what we want them to."

Carey then reveals that he's holding a handheld camera and we're shown that it's been watched live on TV stations by everyone in the country, even homeless people watching the broadcast at electronic store fronts.

The white haired CEO's face drains of expression and the scene cuts out to see Jim Carey walking along the highway, tired and drained of energy and his clothes were all wrecked.

Apparently the CEO killed himself and all the companies under his control had slumped in stocks. Carey took a look at one of the electronic stores on the side of the highway and it happened to be one of those brands the CEO owned.

Everything was being liquidated and people were rushing in to grab as many TVs as they could.

At this point, Jet/Thi ran in and they asked me to come along. I then realised why people took so many TVs. It was because the TVs on sale for $2, including radios, DVD and Blu-ray players.

Nothing much appealed to me, but I saw 2 really nice lamps. Both were a light marbled orange-white colour, but one was much taller than the other. I had trouble deciding, so I asked Thi which was better.

Graham puts a bunch of flowers into the taller lamp and turns it on. Water starts flowing out, but the tall flowers made the lamp tip over to one side. He said "Get the smaller one, it looks better and stands up properly."

That's when I woke up early at 610am. Lucky me. Gotta stop reading Wikipedia entries about large media organisations.

Tow trucks with sting ray mods, spider invasion and display homes in the bush

I was in some unfamiliar close-to-the-city suburb and walking along the highway trying to find a car auction place with Jocelyn and her friends.

As we walked around the corner of a block, a massive tow truck with dried sting rays as step ranks drove around the corner.

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Tow Truck + Step Platforms + Sting Ray

The sting ray clipped one of the girls on the back, ripping most of the back of her shirt off and leaving 6 deep claw marks across the left side of her back.

The driver pressed a button to retract the stingray platforms and came out to see what happened. He apologised and asked what we were doing on such a busy highway and I told em we were trying to find a car auction place.

He said he knew where it was and offered to take us there, but the girls wanted to find a hospital for their friend. Being the only guy there, I was volunteered to go with the truckie and find it.

I hopped on, and he drove me around the block and to some pub  with a big carpark. I noticed a spider on the window next to me and grabbed a tissue to squish it. I then noticed 2 little flying insects and squished them.

 
These little, fat bodied spiders.

As soon as I did that, I noticed 4 more spiders appearing on the window. I quickly squished them with 1 hit and saw more spiders appearing on other parts of the window. Where the hell were they coming from!?

It was like a game of some sort. The more you squish, the more they come back and quicker! Then spider eggs started appearing and from those came 10 spiders each.

Squishing the eggs would leave a horrible sticky mess and the tissue became saturated with spider guts. While busy squishing spiders and spider eggs, in the corner of my eye I saw the eggs grow out from the window.

I freaked out when I felt a spider crawling up my leg and started to frantically hit it. Woke myself up by doing that.

I had a quick relapse and had another dream, this one I was driving along Smithfield Rd and was waiting at the lights at King St in a little red Charade/Mirage.

Only the true locals would understand this!

I turned left and it became a very steep downhill road with big windy curves. It led to a new set of display homes and this was the bit where I realised it was a reoccurring dream.

I have had a few dreams before where I've driven to see a set of display homes in a hilly and busy area surrounded by lots of gum trees.

Japanese Horror House and Fishing

I can't remember much of my dream, but I was in a traditional Jap style house.

I opened one of those wooden frame doors with paper windows and found a dark dark hallway, looked into it and felt scared.

For some reason I felt a sense of de ja vu, as if I've been there before and suddenly got flashbacks of a dark sewer system and voices of people screaming.

I took a few steps in, but my dad calls me back.

He was all ready to go fishing, holding a fishing rod in one hand and the tackle box in the other.

Backyard Scuba Death

I was scuba diving in a pool in someone's backyard.

Being the usual water-hating rat I am, I was freaking out as soon as I put my face into the water.

Graham Stallion Le came to rescue me but for some reason, I slipped out of the suit when he pulled on it. He managed to pull the wetsuit out of the water and all this water came gushing out of it. The suit was still in 1 piece.

I was still in the pool treading water, watching as people huddled around the wetsuit crying because they thought I was dead.

Pretty funny haha.

Prison Break 2012!

The dream started off in some Nigerian prison camp where an earthquake had broken some of the cells. Niggers were running rampant everywhere!

Cops in oldschool British style uniform were beating em up with batons. In some cases where they were resisting violently, the cops just shot em dead on the spot.

I was walking around the prison through all this madness calmly, and a police officer told me to come over to check out something they've found from a dead inmate.

It was a big silver metallic sphere, about the size of a soccer ball. The cops crowded around to see what it was. Someone placed his finger on an ancient marking and dragged his finger across.

The ball suddenly opened up and started glowing, sorta like the Stargate chevron dialling thingy.

I stared at it as it continued to unfold by itself, showing symbols from star signs and what looked like the Aztec calendar. The symbols started lighting up one by one until all of them lit up.

The earthquakes started up again, but this time alot worse! I decided to make a run for it. I ran towards the main HQ and we had to go through the office to get outside of the prison.

All of a sudden, David Choi was running with me! He screams "FUCK! LETS GET OUTTA HEREEEE!". The scenery turned into a house with streamers and banners saying "Happy Birthday". He was having his birthday party when I ran through his house.

I didn't see a clear path to run, so I jumped onto the table but stacked it. Pushed food and plates off the table and out of my face as I got up to bolt again.

I got to the door and went outside just in time to see one of his car forum mates get into an old orange car and speed off.

Sorta like this bucket of shit but orange.

The road started to crack beneath him and threw him off a bit. The car started to lose control and he smashed into a tree on the side of the road.

I waited in front of Dave's house for a moment as the earthquakes settled. Suddenly we were in an ice skating rink in Japan, which was turned into a refugee camp.

It was damp and watery but alot of our friends were here because of the earthquake. Willy came in with some towels and Thien called him a useless cunt because he asked for something else.

Thien says "Lets go get it Twig". We went out the door and the rain was pouring down. When I looked around I realised it was a concentration camp.

Cant remember much about the dream from then on.

Bogan handball, dancing lessons with The Rock and dung beetles

The dream started off at Audley Jetboat hiring/booking centre (not a real place), right behind a Hungry Jacks/Burger King outlet in some rural looking suburb.
I saw some bogan kids playing handball, but the one in the middle was particularly annoying. He was a typical looking "Sid" type redneck character wearing an oversized baseball/basketball type singlet and had a shaved head.

Behold, the Sid Bogan! 

They were playing, and as I walked by, the ball rolled and hit the back of my foot. I picked it up and noticed that "Sid" had his back turned to me. I was gonna return the ball, but couldn't resist pegging the ball at his head really hard.
He turned around all pissed off and started yelling at me. I made a run for it! He chased me with the ball, intending to throw it at me.
I ran into an electronics store and bumped into a massive customer. I looked up and saw it was... THE ROCK! He was being taught dancing lessons by Phillip Maung.
Phillip then tried to persuade me to take slow dancing lessons also, because we both stopped drinking and are now "too shy" to dance in front of people sober.
I pretended to fall over and curl up into a prawn position on the floor. The Rock copied, hoping it'd work. Phillip wasn't fooled =(
A crowd started forming to watch and I decided to make a run for it, figuring there'd be safety in numbers. I sat down randomly in the crowd and hoped to blend in.
I played with a Christmas beetle that was crawling around near me on the carpet. The guy in front of me said "You know they're made up of mostly dung right?". It was the JDM Style Tuning celebrity James Swiss!
I took the opportunity to flick the Christmas beetle onto him and he screamed like a little girl saying "Argh get it off get it off you idiot!". Laughing as I found some other baby beetles, I flicked more on him.
At that point I was rudely awakened by an unsettled stomach gurgling away.