Broken hearted work colleague and Japanese tennis with Clara C!

The start of the dream I was in bed, sleeping in. I was woken up by my workmate causing a ruckus, crying and her team were comforting her or telling her to harden the fuck up.

She ran out of the room crying, being chased by some team members. She came back and sat beside my bed. I asked her what was wrong and she cried, saying her boyfriend cheated on her.

I said some stuff to comfort her and it seemed to work. She calmed down but then tried to kiss me. I dodged it but she licked my face instead, saying "C'mon, you know you want it" (she's not a bad looker either!)

"Stop it, I'm getting married soon!". I turned around and tried to sleep again. She gave up and just laid there in bed.

My mum came in the room and told me to get ready, then got shocked that I had my workmate in bed.

The next scene I was playing tennis with Jocelyn, IN JAPAN!

All the players had a big contestant name tag and the tennis visor. I looked around and there was some cute girl with "Talk to me in Polish!" scribbled under her name tag.

A Polish guy took up the challenge and spoke to her. She was a bit confused but replied slowly and politely. I took a look at her name tag and it said "Clara C"!

Only a week to go until her concert! Woo~!

obviously a sign for to register for the kilimanjaro adventure challenge!

hoooo i had an wicked dream last night that first involved me intiially being a detective following a serial killer that left clues at each of the crime scene which ended up forming the shape of the butterfly. we tracked him down to a hospital where his next victim was and end up chasing him through the corridors. however when we caught up with him, instead of arresting him, he ends up converting some of my fellow detectives over his side! at this point my subconsious decides to hightail it out of this situation and it switches to me getting at a meeting checkpoint for a safari tour. we were given an option of taking a train to the next point or hike there. naturally i opt for the hike and so we set off on our little expedition armed with nothing more than a map and a compass. since we were allowed to walk, i figured this hike should be relatively safe, it so wasnt! first we had to maneouver ourselves around a few unfriendly rhinos then came across a pack of lions. unfortunately i didnt escape this encounter unscathed with some very deep claw marks across my chest and back =\

this was obviously a sign for to register for the kilimanjaro adventure challenge!

http://kilimanjaro-man.com/

who's with me?!?!

Doritos doritos DORITOS!

Having the flu gives you all sorts of weird dreams, but this one is pretty funny.

Started off with my dad and I driving and stopping by a 7/11 because I saw a massive shelf full of Doritos on special.

My dad started filling up a shopping bag full of Doritos but I noticed it wasn't THAT much cheaper, so he only grabbed two. I saw someone leave a jar of dip on the shelf and asked my dad if he wanted some mexicana dip.

He did, so we started wandering around for some. The 7/11 was HUGE and looked like a supermarket with us somehow ending up in the butchery section.

At the counter, I asked the person where the dip was. They said they didn't sell any, which was weird because I just saw some. Anyway, wasn't bothered and just wanting to leave, I looked for my dad.

I found him, chatting to a guy called Sam Wong who I went tutoring with. "Hey! How do you know Sam?". "Oh, he's my friend's son."

Weird thing was, my dad was dressed up in some Doritos orange alien costume with a coat-hanger antennae.

As I went to pay, my dad was outside lined up like soldiers with other Dorito outfit guys learning some funky Japanese dance.

What... the... fuck...

So I spotted something across the road. It was like a room full of food for some special event. Sure, that looked pretty good compared to the weirdos in orange alien outfits dancing outside 7/11.

The room had those fake white rome pillars and blue walls. Lined up with Thien, Vania and Elisa to get some food. There were quite a few giant silver platters of food to choose from. Fried chicken wings on salad, spring rolls, lots of glutinous rice balls cut in half with various flavours!

I love these things! Was probably drooling in my sleep ... 

There were the usual white ones filled with custard, green ones with pandan flavour and then black ones... with reddish filling which probably meant it was sesame flavour with red bean filling. I took pandan and custard. Screw the red bean!

It took me a moment to figure out, but the room felt floaty and weightless. That was because the room was inside an ancient monument that had sunken below sea level.

It was latched to something, barely hanging on. If the strap were to snap the room would sink to the bottom of the ocean. I woke up just as it snapped, craving for Dortios and custard glutinous rice balls!

Bus thief stopping for Red Lea

I stole a bus in Cabramatta and stopped to get some hot chips at Red Lea.

The lady there tried to sell me chicken shish kebab, then 2 potatoes with meat filling. They were out of hot chips cos it was afternoon.

She told me if I wanted hot chips then I'd have to wait. Was getting edgy so I left.

During that time, the bus was retrieved by owner and I didn't get in trouble for it.

Creepy swamp carnival abduction

There was some funnier random bits to the dream before this part but I can't remember them.

I were with a couple of my friends, including Jocelyn, Graham and Lum. Not quite sure who else. We were walking around some national park and it looked like a scene from Yogi bear or something but swampier.

Then there was a path that had a big "CARNIVAL" banner over our heads, cutting across a swamp.

Everyone thought nothing of it and walked along the path. "Sure why not? It'll be fun".

Jocelyn said she had to go toilet, so we wandered off into the first tent while she waddled to find a toilet.

Looking around the tent, all I found was all old stuff. Most of it was kinda dusty and browned from being out in the open too long.

The ground was like the Chinese New Year festival on a rainy day, so a bit mushy but still solid enough to walk on.

I found something cool in the tent and wanted to show Jocelyn. Wondering where she was, I pulled out my trusty Nokia 6300 phone and called her.

It rung twice, then as it picked up I heard a REALLY LOUD shriek!It sounded a painful ghostly or banshee like scream.

Although the voice was female I knew it wasn't her because her voice is a higher pitch than that. The sound rung in my right ear so loud it woke me up!

That sound had me freaked out though, coz I "knew" it was from her number.

I'M ON A BOAT, closing windows and producing with Robert Downey Jnr

The dream started off at Darling Harbour, where I was with a Jocelyn's uni friends waiting for a boat. Kenneth was taking photos while we waited.

The boat arrived and we got on. The rain started to pour and it came through the windows of the board. I pulled a few people away from the windows.

The walls were made of brick and it became the music class at school. There were heaps of kids lined up around the room, waiting to be chosen for class, easily more than 30 kids.

I noticed a lot of them were muslim kids with a burka. Le sigh, my area turned into another lebbo area.

Rain started coming in through the big classroom windows again. Why isn't anyone doing something about it?!

I started going around closing them up, climbing on tables because some of the windows were really tall.

One of the big windows were stuck open and I tried to close it. The kids were telling me it was impossible to close, just leave it alone.

I moved the curtain away and it stopped jamming the window. Closed it easily and they shut up.

Then the scene completely changed, guess I partially woke up or something.

I felt I was a movie about 2 producers having a chit chat, Robert Downey Jr and some old guy I don't know the name of.

RDJ called up the old guy saying "You ok there? Your movies don't seem up to scratch anymore. Come over and we'll talk."

His house/office was like an antique store filled with random items with a magical air to it.

The old guy arrived, amazed by the things around him.

They started chatting, RDJ saying that "your comedy movies are great, but when you do action they totally suck". The scene flicked over to see Sylvester Stallone getting punched in the face by a boxing glove but having no reaction to it.

Then RDJ shows the old guy a plastic medical model of a naked man. The old guy looks at it and gets all worked up, "WHY DO YOU HAVE A NAKED SCIENCE MODEL OF ME!?"

RDJ replies "Relax, it's not you..." and continues to talk. He explained the various areas on the model, highlighted in reds and blues, indicating bloody flow and creative areas.

The model opens up from the middle to show the insides at a vertical slice too!

If he was to become a better producer, he had to exercise those regions. RDJ suggested he do a lap of the University of Sydney park. The scene zoomed out to a birds eye view of the map, with a little blinking dot indicating where the old guy was running.

Can't remember much after that!

A calm city invasion with a hardcore gamer

It started off somewhere in my office at North Sydney, but the office was a split level office with HUGE windows facing out towards the city and harbour, sorta like inside the Tony Stark building.

Suddenly, we could see buildings around us exploding! People were freaking out and red emergency lights were fading in and out throughout our building.

Hoang/Ben appeared with a bento box and gave me one. We had lunch on the balcony watching the helicopters and planes fly by.

When we got back in the office, Kim Ngo was on a computer bitching about how battle.net 2 and Starcraft 2 was shit.

Red rabbit poo?

I was at my computer desk at home on the comfy chair when I noticed a cute, white little rabbit resting on my foot while on the floor.

I forgot to let it outside to poo, so the poor thing just held it all up inside. It just suffered silently, and the next time I looked down there was little red drops of blood everywhere around it.

Magneto phone wipe

I was walking through some high tech facility like the training halls of the X-Men house.

Out of nowhere, Magneto and his posse appear and grabbed my phone. He waved his hand over it and some timer appeared with the word "KABOOM!".

He laughed and tossed it back to me then walked off. I knew that once the timer went off, the phone would be erased.

I frantically tried to unlock and stop the timer but it reached zero. Stuff started to get deleted! NOOOOO!

Rowing contest

Started off on a canoe somewhere in the jungle.

I was participating in a race and my team was made up of a bunch of boys that I know which were no older than 10.

We were cruising along at a slow pace and started to sink a little because we were going THAT slow.

Then as we were rowing, I looked up and saw my prize! Jocelyn! She was sporting a pretty hot Amazonian type outfit but there 2 other rowing teams of all girls coming from both sides!

The river was shaped like a crucifix, so if I were to get to Jocelyn in time then I'd have to get past the 2 girl-powered canoes!

 
Vtec just kicked in yo!

When I saw this, I knew we had to win! Gee'd up the boys and v-tec kicked in yo! The kayak/canoe thing sped up and the front lifted up like a motorbike doing a wheelie!

Zoomed past the girls no problem and claimed my girl! =D

Thien's Leg Massage

Thien:

anh!
i had a weird dream this morning after gym and you were in it
it started off im talking to my mom about the ipad 2 and how someone who i cant remember wants one
then i go to bed and u pop out and start giving me a foot and leg massage

Anh:

That's not a dream, that's one of your sick fantasies!

Auroa Borealis, Chinese New Year Lions and Light Graffiti

The dream started off at Mano's place. We were gathered there for some reason and I was laying on the couch looking out the window.

I then noticed something strange, the sky was really bright! I asked for a camera and went out to take photos. People followed to see what I was doing.

Somewhat like a mixture of these two pictures of the aurora borealis.

But there were differences.

On the right side there was a visible red "flare" in the auroa borealis style, as if it was some sort of story book you read from left to right.

Except this faced left instead of right.

Underneath the flare, an outline of a Chinese New Year lion could be seen as if drawn using light graffiti.

The lion on the left, drawn in the light graffiti style on the right (and in orange)

I couldn't get the photos I wanted on the phone, so I went to my car with Jocelyn to grab my camera from home. As soon as I opened the door to the car, I heard a loud thunderous BOOM as if a building fell on its side.

I turned back to see 3 huge slices of a round building (also drawn out of light graffiti which looked like slabs from the leaning tower of Pisa) had individually fallen onto the ground in the middle of the road in a neat pile.

Then there was a monstrous laugh that echoed in the sky. Everyone freaked out.

Fancy Old Hotels are Run by Crazy Security Kooks

My dream started off in a fancy old hotel. I think it was Graham/Thi's wedding and people were queuing up outside to get into the toilet.

I was in the toilet and came out to line up. As I walked past the line, Thi appeared next to me in a white dress (not the wedding one) and grabbed my arm.

I walked by a couple of old highschool friends, one dressed up in a wolverine outfit with metal claws and Tom Xia with a pot lid tied to his arm as a shield and they were play-fighting.

I sat at the end of the queue to watch them for a bit when I felt a little bit of the runs come out as I farted. What!? I needed to go again!? I asked Thi if there was another toilet because the line was ridiculously long.

She said to go upstairs to the top level and use the toilet there.

Some creepy kids were just sitting around in the lift watching without saying anything us as we went up. We got out but the lift stayed there on the level without closing and the kids continued to stare at us.

I poked my head into a door and found a HUGE room, the size of the whole level and dedicated to one man. He was the head of security for the hotel and it was very empty. One big piece of reddish/purple carpet in the middle, black/white tiles to the side and very few pieces of furniture about. His desk was at the end. "Wow..." I said aloud and came back out.

I looked out the window  of the lift lobby area and saw something that caught my eye. A guy in a butler outfit was pushing a big piano around quite quickly and elegantly as if he was ice-skating with it. As i watched, I noticed he was rollerblading with the piano. His shoes had the built-in rollerwheels!

He was dancing around the little town square outside of the hotel and obviously he's done this so many times that there were lines in the stone where he skated with the piano.

I tried to take a picture of it but the camera wouldn't load in time. He went around the corner behind another building.

Magically, the piano turned into a beautiful French girl and it became like a movie as I watched it unfold.

The butler and the girl were planning on running away from the head of security for the hotel. As they skated out of the town square, alarm sirens went off and security went on high alert. The chase was on!

They ran out of the town and made it to a highway bridge. The bridge was fairly high, but the road which went under it was barricaded by stone and fencing. At the top was a small gap though, enough for them to slip over one at a time.

The girl climbed first, followed by the butler. (I was at the top again trying to take a picture of this scene)

As they climbed, the butler stopped and went back to the ground. He questioned the girl if she had the right intentions for being with him or if she was using him to get away. She didn't say anything, but came back to the ground and told him to go first.

As they climbed to the top, he managed to slip into the gap at the top. She stopped just before reaching the top of the climb to think about her answer.

For that moment when he was getting further and further away, without realising she had stopped. A dog came out of nowhere, jumped at her and managed to bite her dress. She tried to kick it off but it pulled her down.

She screamed while falling, hitting the floor hard and died. The guy scurried back to see but only saw her lying in an awkward position with blood coming out of her head and a dog pacing around her.

He raged from the higher position and then I woke up.

Iron Man vs The Incredible Hulk vs Bill Murray's Sweatshop

The dream started off the exactly the same as another dream I've had before.

I was waiting in line for the high-school formal at an old castle, suited up with my old friends Hong Ly, Tom Xia, David Lenton and Veasna Hoy.

A girl sitting on the stone fence told us it was ok to go in. It was Tom's sister, the one we never knew he had. She had the exact same face as him but with pigtails and shorter. Weird.

We were walking up the spiral staircase and when we came out it was like a market with a brick walkway. The ground was shaking below us as we walked.

As we turned around the corner, we discovered it was due to 2 gigantic figures fighting, Iron Man and the Hulk. My friends decided to run closer towards them to catch a better view of the fight.

I stayed back and literally bumped into Wilson while dodging cars, trucks and buses. We did pretty well, dodging cars and trucks but buses were damn hard.

By the time it stopped, we were tired and beat. Then heard something fire into the sky. When we looked up, we saw hundreds of missiles ready to land on us.

Somehow I had Iron Man's armour and took cover with Wilson under the cover of a store front. The missiles landed and we died in the explosion.

That was the end of the recurring bit! I suspect the next part of the dream had something to do with some Bill Murray anti-technology rant I watched before sleeping (which ended up being a trailer for a crappy movie).

It started off with Bill Murray suited up and wearing some gizmo on his face. He was trying to infiltrate some building that had all this technological security in the lobby.

Like this but with only one side. And Bill Murray's face.

When he got into the lobby, he snooped around. The door on the side had all these logos printed on the clear plastic layer before a steel reinforced door.

As soon as he touched the door, it triggered something in the lobby. A giant tortoise robot that came out to check what was going on!

Bill quickly pressed himself against the plastic door and pressed something on the face gizmo. Something came out and pulled the plastic doors apart, allowing a paper-thin Bill Murray to slip behind and let the doors close on him like a modern day Inspector Gadget.

He managed to hack into the system and learn the security code of the system owner, allowing him to use their face and access codes to get into the building.

Using the owner's face as a disguise, he slipped in. The interior of the building was like a really big house. An old man greeted everyone and demanded their phone be kept in a box. Unfortunately, nobody in the house has seen the owner's face before so he was treated like everyone else. He had to put his phone down and was guided to a back room like everyone else.

Everyone was busily trying to pull apart electronic devices made in China. He wasn't sure why. He noticed a closed off small room and asked about it but nobody said anything.

He walked around calling out for help on a way to get out but people with machetes came out of their rooms and looked at him menacingly.

One Vietnamese guy quickly pulled him over and said quietly "Hey don't be making so much noise here before 3pm. There's over 3000 people here and they get cranky when you wake them up."

A massive rush of shoppers came through, buying all the belts and goods which was for sale. Bill and the viet guy saw a chance to escape and made a run for it.

Bill got out of the house and the old man who had his phone commended him on his escape. He showed his phone, no unread messages or missed calls but he knew better. The old man had deleted them all to make him feel unwanted.

Out back into the free world, he was walking amongst the crowd and some bogan in a black SUV started shouting stuff at a girl walking behind him.

The girl on the street yelled back and they got into an argument. He stopped to watch the commotion as the SUV girl came out and punched the girl on the street.

Thats when I woke up, hearing a REAL bogan fight out on the street! Ahh Blacktown =)