Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Backyard Scuba Death

I was scuba diving in a pool in someone's backyard.

Being the usual water-hating rat I am, I was freaking out as soon as I put my face into the water.

Graham Stallion Le came to rescue me but for some reason, I slipped out of the suit when he pulled on it. He managed to pull the wetsuit out of the water and all this water came gushing out of it. The suit was still in 1 piece.

I was still in the pool treading water, watching as people huddled around the wetsuit crying because they thought I was dead.

Pretty funny haha.

Saturday, March 6, 2010

Prison Break 2012!

The dream started off in some Nigerian prison camp where an earthquake had broken some of the cells. Niggers were running rampant everywhere!

Cops in oldschool British style uniform were beating em up with batons. In some cases where they were resisting violently, the cops just shot em dead on the spot.

I was walking around the prison through all this madness calmly, and a police officer told me to come over to check out something they've found from a dead inmate.

It was a big silver metallic sphere, about the size of a soccer ball. The cops crowded around to see what it was. Someone placed his finger on an ancient marking and dragged his finger across.

The ball suddenly opened up and started glowing, sorta like the Stargate chevron dialling thingy.

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I stared at it as it continued to unfold by itself, showing symbols from star signs and what looked like the Aztec calendar. The symbols started lighting up one by one until all of them lit up.

The earthquakes started up again, but this time alot worse! I decided to make a run for it. I ran towards the main HQ and we had to go through the office to get outside of the prison.

All of a sudden, David Choi was running with me! He screams "FUCK! LETS GET OUTTA HEREEEE!". The scenery turned into a house with streamers and banners saying "Happy Birthday". He was having his birthday party when I ran through his house.

I didn't see a clear path to run, so I jumped onto the table but stacked it. Pushed food and plates off the table and out of my face as I got up to bolt again.

I got to the door and went outside just in time to see one of his car forum mates get into an old orange car and speed off.

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Sorta like this bucket of shit but orange.

The road started to crack beneath him and threw him off a bit. The car started to lose control and he smashed into a tree on the side of the road.

I waited in front of Dave's house for a moment as the earthquakes settled. Suddenly we were in an ice skating rink in Japan, which was turned into a refugee camp.

It was damp and watery but alot of our friends were here because of the earthquake. Willy came in with some towels and Thien called him a useless cunt because he asked for something else.

Thien says "Lets go get it Twig". We went out the door and the rain was pouring down. When I looked around I realised it was a concentration camp.

Cant remember much about the dream from then on.