Western Sydney Management Center Volcano Excursion

it was during a school excursion to the volcano (probably due to too much Red Alert 3)
while we were taking a tour through the caves/halls, i looked out and saw a sludge colored river flowing
it was pulsing and pushing, crawling UP the wall and onto the ceiling
then all of a sudden a big chunk of sludge dropped into my open backpack
it was heavy, and smelt BAD! like the waste management centre at WSID

i knew if it fell on people, they'd either be knocked out from the hit or drown in it, so i shouted LOOK UP! EVERYONE RUN!!!
JUST as i said that, it started to rush down from the ceilings like a tsunami from above.
a massive wave of this sludge started rushing at everyone!
me, jocelyn, some random dude and another random chick bolted for it through the door and into a lecture theatre
we ended up running through a series of connected university lecture halls
everywhere i ran it kept chasing us!
everytime i looked back, the water kept chasing us! i think at that point i screamed, appropriately, FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!

after we ran through a few lecture halls, i got tired of running up and down through between the isles
so i just jumped OVER the seats, stepping on the foldable table arm-rest thingies
as i was hopping from chair to chair, i thought "damn i'd hate if i stopped on one of the loose ones"
a short animation appeared (like the one of the lightning guy in benjamin button) with a toilet sign type person running on top of lecture seat tables, falling and hitting his face on the back of a chair

we found a room to rest for a bit, and i looked around
fan appeared and joined me in the little exploration adventure. he was being annoying and a big jerk (cant remember why)
suddenly, the sludge tsunami came back and since i was already at the exit of the building i bolted out
i shouted "JOCELYN RUNNN!" but didnt know where she was
i heard the two randoms get hit by sludge and scream
freaking out, i looked around outside for something but couldnt find anything.
i started looking through my backpack to find my phone, and damn it stunk! everything was soaked in that waste management sludge!
i couldnt find it, but just when i looked back i saw jocelyn dive out of an open window and barrel roll onto the grass! HAHAHA

cleaned up a bit, and she said the whole place was covered in sludge. walls were laced and ppl looked like the chocolate guy in the lynx ad, but slimey.

when the tsunami passed that room, we took a look around the room we just escaped.
we found a smaller room and went in to find a bed and a window that looked out to a car.
i plomped onto the bed to rest and jocelyn locked the door, with a nice "sexy time" devious smile on a face. ;)
instead, i look out the window to check out her darker than legal tinted jazz and pointed out that it looked nice and suggested that we leave the door open in case people are still trying to escape the sludge (yes i know, how gay)

at that point i woke up

Zombie British Pirates, Chan Ho Nam and Gigantic Hairy Doodles

this is the first bit i remember while writing this, but i realised there was more to it when i woke up. it was weird, sorta like a dream with a prequel

i was driving to work (or uni) and realised i took the wrong way on cantebury road instead of hume. for some reason it was really dark (as if it was night time) and everyone had our lights on and stuff
i was pretty annoyed, was late and traffic was slow.
decided to turn and got into an accident! some fkn mofo clipped me! i was driving the most awesome lancer 2008 ever, drifted it to safety. i spun around twice and everything!

the driver came out and i grabbed a post-it note and my trusty adobe pen
went up to him and asked for his details
he said "wait, nah nah i can i not give u my details? we'll see how bad it is"
daylight suddenly appeared and it let us inspect the damage much more easily.

my awesomest lancer 2008 evarrrrr took very little damage.
back bumper was dented/scraped on both sides. the car was invincible (like me!)
the other car had small damage on the left back bumper, but the right bumper was absolutely caved in and the metal bits were pressed hard against the wheel.

i suddenly realised who the driver was! it was ray, mr chan ho nam himself! fkn full blackie he was!
he had his crew with him, i dunno, pats ppl i guess with a couple of chicks
he was talking to me about small things like "hey man do u know *insert persons name here*? how've they been?"
i was thinking shut up dude i want my car fixed

eventually they pulled the metal chassis bits so it wasnt pressing onto the wheel, and surprisingly it came off really easily! like his car was an inflatable toy or something. even made the inflating hissing sound when they did it

i wrote down his details and he offered to pay for my damage.
i asked if they wanted a lift to lidcombe station (dunno why) and they said nah its ok, we'll be alright

the scene changed and i was sitting in an office with ray and his crew talking about facebook stuff and how to modify video clips or something
i realised that veasna prak was also sitting there playing with my adobe pen
saw the piece of paper he was scribbling on
veas had finished writing an article and was writing the date, but signed it off with two gigantic hairy testicles and a tiny little hairy doodle
his workmate cracked up but his boss was like "WTF VEAS!? WHATS WRONG WITH YOU!?"
"sorry man, i dunno its a reflex or something"

scene changed again!
i was walking through the supermarket and noticed a newspaper on the shelf
it was veas' article about a zombie pirate invasion at circular quay!
i realised "HOLY SHIT IT WAS REAL! I WAS THERE!"

i had a flashback to a dream i had earlier in the night (i had forgotten about it because of all the car accident rage)
i was in circular quay and dead bodies were floating under the dock from the sea
suddenly, they started coming up from the ground and surrounding everyone!

i dunno how, but i found myself on a raft and the zombie pirate captain was talking all british and olden day language mixed with some weird nigga shit
"HEAR YE HEAR YE! TIS BE A MUTINY! YE HAVE 60 HERE SECONDS TO LEAVE THIS PLACE BEFORE I BUST A CAP IN ALL YO ASSES!"

i looked around and memorised an escape route. it was dangerous. i had to jump onto 3 other rafts with zombies on them, but luckily they were still lying down "dead" and not ressurrected yet.

i turned to tell phong my plan (who just happened to be at my side) and said "jump in this order, left left right left left right left" like we were playing a video game
i went first and jumped on some zombie bodies while we escaped. i made the balance on the rafts shift though, and that made life a little more difficult for phong, but luckily we made it!!! \o/
after that, it changed to the scene to the one where i was driving to work/uni

i woke up at this point and thought "ahh FUCK! im late for work!" but realised its a SUNDAYYYY!
yayyy day off!!