Super Secret Sahara Supermarket Spy Twig

The scene started off at a not so secret base at Milson's Point. It wasn't heavily guarded because the base had a Franklins store as a cover.

I was a secret spy, sent in to see if there was a way into the facility. The front entrance was like a normal store, but the back entrance had an invisible shield that disintegrated any non-living thing which wasn't authorised.

I pretended to shop for doritos and other chips on sale nearby, while I looked for something to throw into the barrier.

I found a shopping trolley and figured it was good enough. I filled it up with some chips and proceeded to buy them at the back entrance.

The checkout guy was a guy from uni called Anthony, middle eastern looking guy that always wore a suit. He was saying be careful on the way out.

After paying, I carefully looked at the glowing barrier and pushed my trolley through. It started sparking and just dissolved like golden pixie dust.

I said aloud, "Crap! What am I gonna do now!?". Anthony grins and offers to get me through. His profile suddenly appears in my head and he was a known merchant, allowing people access to things but for a price.

I quizzed him about what his purpose was here but he just kept smiling, looked at me and said "Don't worry, it wont kill you. Only objects". I put my hand through and nothing happened.

So I walked through and without any problems. I saw a multi level shopping complex, with another shopping centre downstairs but the upstairs had a gold laced floor, doors and handrails.

I looked through a few doors and found the postal tube I was after. Quickly grabbed it and ran out.

The scene changed to outside of the store. It was on a desert cliff and I was with David Choi. Apparently he was waiting for me to grab the postal tube so we could make our escape.

After running far enough, we sat down for a breather. I pushed on the ends of the tube and twisted it. It had a few grooves to determine where to twist, so I presume there were a few compartments to put stuff into within this tube.

I twisted a bit and something clicked into place. It hissed and started to slowly open. We both peered into it and found lots of documents.

I said we should be careful taking these out as they might be old documents written on crumbly papaya paper. Luckily it was bundles of notepad paper, so I started shook a few out. We saw hand lots of written documents, filled with complex mathematical equations.

Suddenly the wind started to blow real hard. I pinned most of the documents down with one arm while holding the tube with the other hand. A piece of paper flipped and pressed hard against my face. A storm was coming!

The piece ripped off and flew away. Dave tried to grab it but the wind blew it way too fast. It flew around to the left and far out into the distance. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" we screamed.

Then it started to come back from the right! Once it came around to my right the wind died down and it landed on my hand.

Just as we started walking again, Jessica Lee was walking around the corner with her boyfriend and they were laughing about how some idiots were screaming "NOOOOO~!" during the storm.

Twilight mixup

The dream started off with a scene in a graveyard back in 1870, where 2 grave diggers were preparing to bury an open coffin. There was lightning and thunder in the background.

One of the guys (with a goatee) jumped into the coffin to lay down beside the corpse for laughs. The other grave digger was enormous, but he had a go too.

Somehow they managed to buried themselves in the coffin for a giggle and died.

The scene switches to the present, but this time in a typical American high school as the bell is ringing. Students flood the halls and we see the two grave diggers slowly walk into the scene.

They woke up from the dead was because someone was playing a really bad song by Lady Gaga called "Bad Romance" is. They got the shits after hearing the chorus and got out of the ground to turn it off.

They were vampires now; pale, thin and macho. Not gay like the whole Twilight vampies. They were standing around looking suave and chatted up chicks in the hallway.

The scene jumped to the bedroom of one of the girls they were chatting up. She was tucking herself into bed, pulling up a pink blanket decorated with plastic flapping penises. Then she put on a white night cap which was also a huge white flappy wang.