Saturday, January 29, 2011

Fancy Old Hotels are Run by Crazy Security Kooks

My dream started off in a fancy old hotel. I think it was Graham/Thi's wedding and people were queuing up outside to get into the toilet.

I was in the toilet and came out to line up. As I walked past the line, Thi appeared next to me in a white dress (not the wedding one) and grabbed my arm.

I walked by a couple of old highschool friends, one dressed up in a wolverine outfit with metal claws and Tom Xia with a pot lid tied to his arm as a shield and they were play-fighting.

I sat at the end of the queue to watch them for a bit when I felt a little bit of the runs come out as I farted. What!? I needed to go again!? I asked Thi if there was another toilet because the line was ridiculously long.

She said to go upstairs to the top level and use the toilet there.

Some creepy kids were just sitting around in the lift watching without saying anything us as we went up. We got out but the lift stayed there on the level without closing and the kids continued to stare at us.

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I poked my head into a door and found a HUGE room, the size of the whole level and dedicated to one man. He was the head of security for the hotel and it was very empty. One big piece of reddish/purple carpet in the middle, black/white tiles to the side and very few pieces of furniture about. His desk was at the end. "Wow..." I said aloud and came back out.

I looked out the window  of the lift lobby area and saw something that caught my eye. A guy in a butler outfit was pushing a big piano around quite quickly and elegantly as if he was ice-skating with it. As i watched, I noticed he was rollerblading with the piano. His shoes had the built-in rollerwheels!

He was dancing around the little town square outside of the hotel and obviously he's done this so many times that there were lines in the stone where he skated with the piano.

I tried to take a picture of it but the camera wouldn't load in time. He went around the corner behind another building.

Magically, the piano turned into a beautiful French girl and it became like a movie as I watched it unfold.

The butler and the girl were planning on running away from the head of security for the hotel. As they skated out of the town square, alarm sirens went off and security went on high alert. The chase was on!

They ran out of the town and made it to a highway bridge. The bridge was fairly high, but the road which went under it was barricaded by stone and fencing. At the top was a small gap though, enough for them to slip over one at a time.

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The girl climbed first, followed by the butler. (I was at the top again trying to take a picture of this scene)

As they climbed, the butler stopped and went back to the ground. He questioned the girl if she had the right intentions for being with him or if she was using him to get away. She didn't say anything, but came back to the ground and told him to go first.

As they climbed to the top, he managed to slip into the gap at the top. She stopped just before reaching the top of the climb to think about her answer.

For that moment when he was getting further and further away, without realising she had stopped. A dog came out of nowhere, jumped at her and managed to bite her dress. She tried to kick it off but it pulled her down.

She screamed while falling, hitting the floor hard and died. The guy scurried back to see but only saw her lying in an awkward position with blood coming out of her head and a dog pacing around her.

He raged from the higher position and then I woke up.

Saturday, January 1, 2011

Iron Man vs The Incredible Hulk vs Bill Murray's Sweatshop

The dream started off the exactly the same as another dream I've had before.

I was waiting in line for the high-school formal at an old castle, suited up with my old friends Hong Ly, Tom Xia, David Lenton and Veasna Hoy.

A girl sitting on the stone fence told us it was ok to go in. It was Tom's sister, the one we never knew he had. She had the exact same face as him but with pigtails and shorter. Weird.

We were walking up the spiral staircase and when we came out it was like a market with a brick walkway. The ground was shaking below us as we walked.

As we turned around the corner, we discovered it was due to 2 gigantic figures fighting, Iron Man and the Hulk. My friends decided to run closer towards them to catch a better view of the fight.

I stayed back and literally bumped into Wilson while dodging cars, trucks and buses. We did pretty well, dodging cars and trucks but buses were damn hard.

By the time it stopped, we were tired and beat. Then heard something fire into the sky. When we looked up, we saw hundreds of missiles ready to land on us.

Somehow I had Iron Man's armour and took cover with Wilson under the cover of a store front. The missiles landed and we died in the explosion.

That was the end of the recurring bit! I suspect the next part of the dream had something to do with some Bill Murray anti-technology rant I watched before sleeping (which ended up being a trailer for a crappy movie).

It started off with Bill Murray suited up and wearing some gizmo on his face. He was trying to infiltrate some building that had all this technological security in the lobby.

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Like this but with only one side. And Bill Murray's face.

When he got into the lobby, he snooped around. The door on the side had all these logos printed on the clear plastic layer before a steel reinforced door.

As soon as he touched the door, it triggered something in the lobby. A giant tortoise robot that came out to check what was going on!

Bill quickly pressed himself against the plastic door and pressed something on the face gizmo. Something came out and pulled the plastic doors apart, allowing a paper-thin Bill Murray to slip behind and let the doors close on him like a modern day Inspector Gadget.

He managed to hack into the system and learn the security code of the system owner, allowing him to use their face and access codes to get into the building.

Using the owner's face as a disguise, he slipped in. The interior of the building was like a really big house. An old man greeted everyone and demanded their phone be kept in a box. Unfortunately, nobody in the house has seen the owner's face before so he was treated like everyone else. He had to put his phone down and was guided to a back room like everyone else.

Everyone was busily trying to pull apart electronic devices made in China. He wasn't sure why. He noticed a closed off small room and asked about it but nobody said anything.

He walked around calling out for help on a way to get out but people with machetes came out of their rooms and looked at him menacingly.

One Vietnamese guy quickly pulled him over and said quietly "Hey don't be making so much noise here before 3pm. There's over 3000 people here and they get cranky when you wake them up."

A massive rush of shoppers came through, buying all the belts and goods which was for sale. Bill and the viet guy saw a chance to escape and made a run for it.

Bill got out of the house and the old man who had his phone commended him on his escape. He showed his phone, no unread messages or missed calls but he knew better. The old man had deleted them all to make him feel unwanted.

Out back into the free world, he was walking amongst the crowd and some bogan in a black SUV started shouting stuff at a girl walking behind him.

The girl on the street yelled back and they got into an argument. He stopped to watch the commotion as the SUV girl came out and punched the girl on the street.

Thats when I woke up, hearing a REAL bogan fight out on the street! Ahh Blacktown =)