Monday, December 1, 2008

hong potter and the tale of dave the douche

dave sending out encrypted irc messages to ppl
tricking them into going to city to pick up a security tag with a stretchy string thing attached.

when they finally find it, he made them walk up a few steps to open up a door to a dark room and something scares the crap out of em
they usually faint and hit their head on the stairs
only to be greeted by cops that come and arrest them

but when the lights in the dark scary room turns on, we found out it was the cinema!
so paul and i went in to watch it
ends up being some harry potter movie, and HONG LY was in it!!

he was caught by bad guys, and did the dragonball "KA ME HA ME HAAAAAA!!!" thing...
but nothing comes out hahaha
and he gets flicked away by the bad guy and chased by some weird animals

marvel ultimate alliance addictions...

this was a while ago, just forgot to type it up
was during the whole "marvel ultimate alliance" addiction phase

started off in dr strange's mansion where we were being briefed on our mission.
then we heard a loud crash from outside and went to check it out.

baddies were attacking the mansion and were after thor's hammer!
i quickly grabbed it and ran outside.
it was snowing and i was very familiar with the place, as if i lived there before.
i saw a gap in the snow and slid down into the garage.

an old bomby looking car was inside. i threw the hammer into it and went to open the garage.
a little girl was at the gap in the snow and screamed down "dont open it!" to me
i stopped and while she slid down
it was my "sister" (apparently the superhero me has a sister!) and she told me not to open it
then she started laughing and stole the hammer, transformed back into morpheus, destroyed the power to the garage door and ran away
well FUCK!
ok so i lost thor's hammer, what a mad shit superhero i am lol

after that i decided to go shopping
went to the mall and saw my workmates, each in some superhero outfits
there was spidey, ironman, hulk, wolverine and even captain america!

walked by and said hi
that was about it though
then i woke up