Intergalactic Zombieworld Rebels!

The dream started off at the top of the stairs to a casino.
Me, Pasc, Trev and Kat were standing around waiting for something. They were dressed up in formal while I was in
casual and sneakers.
Trev was drunk and said some silly stuff (as usual) before wandering off into the casino looking for drinks.

I went to the bar and somehow found myself in the frozen cellar. It sorta looked like an artic version of ancient Rome.
I got to the end to see a giant pool of ice water with bottles of liquor floating inside (vodka, burbourn, etc) with a few cracked bottles.
While wandering around, I saw some guerilla soldiers hiding behind the columns.

I got back to the cellar door and found a bottle of water stuck to the back of it. I pulled it off the door and realised it was really cold, so I decided to try the supercooling trick on it. (Even my dreams are super nerdy and scientific!)

Sitting the bottle down on the floor, I gave the bottom of the bottle a quick hard smack against the floor and it started to slowly crystalise from the top to bottom. Awesome!

I asked the rebel soldiers what they were doing but they told me to shhh and hide. Suddenly, more soldiers appeared in stealthy black military gear and they all started to hunt something down.
It was Pyramid Head from Silent Hill! He was walking around the upstairs area of the cellar, dragging his massive sword.

Ladies and gentlemen, we're FUCKED! 

I went out of the cellar and found myself in the backstreets of Cabramatta where some sceientists were discussing virus plans.
They were in white coats and talking about how a bad virus strain could take over the world, turning everyone into zombies.
One of the scientists was already planning for that scenario. He showed me his lab where he would try to find cures for viruses that they made.

Suddenly, the alarms went off and he panicked. A bad virus was let out and most of the world was already infected and turned into zombies. He quickly selected the closest planet that was suitable for life and put each of his kids in a separate pod.

It was a greenish planet with swirls on it, much like Jupiter.
He aimed the pods and shot them off, each to a different location.
Since there were 6 pods all up, he told me to get in and shot me off to another part of the planet.

The pod landed with a big explosion, creating a massive crater but still intact. The planet was full of green plains and a few rocks and trees (think of New Zealand).

I started rolling the pod around like a Zorb, but it also had missle launchers attached! Suddenly, pedobears appeared and started chasing us down!

The Zorb, and the Pedobear.

I shot missles while trying to escape and found some of the other pods also fighting off more pedobears.

Each pod had a different weapon, like bulldozers and flame throwers, making them a versatile tool for rebuilding a place to live.

For some reason we started to think the other pods were pedobears and started fighting each other. I realised it was some sort of pollen/gas the plants were letting off and managed to shake it off while fighting the bulldozer pod.

Thats when I heard the garbage truck on the street doing its thing and woke up.

IDG Subway Cake!

Imogen and Sharpie were serving up cake at a really busy Subway store. Luckily, it was 1 free slice for IDG employees so I went to get some.

Damn, now I cant seem to remember the rest of the dream. It was a good one too =\

Dodgy houses being burnt, emergency skin operations in Perth and a troublesome table at the pub

The first thing I remember was being at Jocelyn's house (but it looked like someone elses) and the cops came to visit. Her mum went to open it but the cops were looking for us.

We walked outside to the street and the cops said they wanted to ask me a few questions.

"Do you remember checking out a car that was being sold by 'Monza'?"
"Yeah, he was pretty dodgy. Why?"
"We're investigating something that happened."
"Oh ok. I still have the details from him if you need."
"Thats alright. Was it a green car you went to check out?"
"Yeah! It was an Evo IX and the same shade as a Holden Commodore green. Normally doesn't come like that."

As we walked along the street, we ended up at a burnt house. The inside was completely burnt down, but only a part of the front wall still looked OK. The rest of the house was just a crisp shell.

The cop asked if I knew anything about it, I shook my head and said no. I saw Jocelyn's car parked across the street and the cop went to take a look at it.

We opened the boot to find coal! As the cop was inspecting the car, Jocelyn quickly opened the front door of the car and grabbed a jerry can to throw into the back seat.

I looked into the backseat to find it was absolutely packed filled with more coal! This time it was red hot (and still burning) coal!

The cop gave it a quick glance over and gave it the all clear.

 

The dream switched to a place on Woodville road, where the school is with a speed camera for each direction. The ground had thick "absorbent" tissue run along the footpath for some reason.

I was sitting in front of the tavern there talking to some random fat white lady and she started talking about her skin condition.

Apparently she had scars or stretch marks on the lower half of her sides (along the ribs and under her boobs) which caused her alot of pain.

Thinking it was just some small skin condition, she went to the doctor and he called someone up about it. They're still waiting for a response.

As she was talking about her problems, she received a call. She got really scared and then explained to me that the results came in. It was now diagnosed as some disease and she had to be flown to Perth for an emergency operation tomorrow.

I told her everything is gonna be OK, at least he docs know what it is now. As soon as I said that, she quickly said bye before that Mike Monroe dude from "This is your life!" came along with his massive book and walked her off.

The tissue on the floor was starting to get messy, so I began to pack it up. As I was doing that, I saw some missionaries (Mormans I think?) head my way at the traffic lights crossing. I thought "Fuck I got no reason to stick around".

 

 

I found myself going through the rear entrance at the pub. Some of the Pats boys were having a party in there and asked me to carry a long rectangular table in.

For some reason this felt like de ja vu, as if it were a continuation from a previous dream I've had but never remembered. Although the first time I got my foot jammed between the door frame and one of the table legs and Travis laughed at me. Bastard.

This time it was Jason carrying it. We couldn't find the right angle to get it through the door and gave up. Sean gave it a go and I was the one walking backwards.

We eventually got it through and across some small corridors. Some mean bikie lookin' dude saw us and offered to replace Sean. Me and the bikie dude continued to carry it until we got to the main hall.

The "hall" of the tavern was set up in a buffet style, but with fancy silk decoration on long rectangular tables (which held the food) and dim lights as if it were for a high school graduation or wedding. There were also plenty of round tables for guests to sit at.

We figured there wasn't enough room to fit the table and left the table there. It was too much trouble to get it out again.

Lebbo fights at the beach causes Lebbo Grimace Zombie attack!

I was sitting at the beach with some friends and saw some Lebanese guys fighting with each other in the water. Two guys started running towards the fighting dudes. Leb A was friend of one of the dudes already fighting, and Leb B was friend of the other guy fighting.

Both Leb A and Leb B were huge and ridiculously strong brutes. As "B" was swimming out to help his mate, "A" grabbed his leg and swung him through the air back onto the sand. "A" then bodyslammed "B" while he was still grounded.

While "A" and "B" continued to beat the crap out of each other, the first two that were fighting suddenly went quiet and the water stopped splashing.

Something started to rise out of the water where they fought. It was fat, hairy, purple and spewing up everywhere. That thing came out silently and without leaving any ripples.

I saw it and freaked out. ZOMBIEEEE LEBBBB! Looking around, I told my friends to run and I grabbed Jocelyn to make a run for it.

We jumped some fence and ran to the beachside shops. Due to some construction work, there was a small concrete wall in front of the shops. We jumped over that little wall too.

The "fence" at the beach.

 
Our concrete wall friend.

The zombie floated up from the water and got stuck behind the beachside barrier. Lucky for us its big and dumb! So it looked for an opening to cross.

During that time, we ducked underneath the wall and hoped it went away. I stuck my head out to check where it was and saw it had found a gap to get onto the street.

IT SPOTTED ME! FUCK! That hideous Grimace thing started spewing again as it slowly chased us down with arms waving. Rule #1 - Cardio: We bolted for it again.

We must of made it away... End of dream!

 

Note. This was some time ago after I watched Zombieland and a couple of days after I checked out a dodgy car and received a prank call from the immature seller.