Vans, Germans, ninjas and SCIENCE!

(This has been sitting on my laptop for 2 years as a draft so details are sketchy)

We were in a van and I was at the back. Jocelyn was in the middle/front and we were on M4 (or the Great Western Highway).

As someone was driving, Jocelyn was giving directions.

It got a bit hot in the van and Jocelyn took off her jacket, but had to take off her seat belt to do so. Just as she did that, we hit another car, hard.

Jocelyn hit the window of the van and got KO'd. I screamed and ran to the front to see what happened. =\

I dunno what happened, but the scene reset to just before the accident, then it replayed the van accident again except this time I was swapped with Jocelyn. And this time, I didn't take off my jacket or seat belt.

We stopped by the highway and I saw Travis. I started talking to him and catching up, asking how people were, etc. When I said "How's Dee?"

"Who?"
"Diana?"
"Which one? The super scraggy one or the one with bigggg tits? HAHAHA!"
"haha you know, the super scraggy one. Your mate u always hang with"
"Ohhhh her, I dunno man haha. She's changed her name to some German thing like raccoon or something hahaha"
"What the fuck?"

He said some other stuff but I can't remember it.

It then switched to another scene. Jocelyn and I were in some school now, and she were teaching (I think).

She got an SMS from "Om Allah" telling you to go to a room and look for a book. We went there and found a ninja (all black with balaclava) stealing the book!

One of the aunts was there and she shot him with a gun, but missed. We looked around the room for clues, then one of us found a vent that lead somewhere.

We followed it until it lead to another room. We couldn't find anything, and people left to go back to what they were doing.

I stayed behind and kept looking (haha, typical me aye?). Found a cupboard but nothing inside. Kept poking around, I noticed there was a small thin cabinet and opened it.

The back board of the cabinet was missing, and I could see through to a hidden room. I wanted to run and dive feet first through the cabinet and gap but I'd probably pole myself,
so I took out a few drawers and crawled through.

Nobody was around so I found the book. It was called "The book of Science".

I started flicking through the book and spotted the ninja talking on the phone, walking back into the room!

I had nowhere to hide, so I lay there casually flicking through the book. He came in and I looked at him.

He muttered "What the? What are you doing here!?"

I recognised the voice, it was Daniel! HAHAHA

"Daniel!?"
"Err..."
"Why did you take the book dude?"
"I got an SMS from this Allah guy and he told me to take it."
"What for?"
"I dunno, it only had some riddle that I can't figure out."

He read me the riddle and for some reason I knew the answer was "Galileo". Except we just didn't know how to spell it lol

And then Jocelyn popped into the room, looking for me.

Dream over!

celebs!

it was a movie sorta dream, the ones that you're not part of and just kick back and watch.

nicole kidman was walking into a pub party with a pre-wolverine hugh jackman (u know, before he buffed up)
she sat down with queen latifah in the lounge and latifah pulled out some massive bling "nelly futardo earring" type rings from her hair.
after spreading out the massive rings like cards, she said "pick one, any one" and they turned out to be business cards
nicole put it away and when she looked up latifah was gone.
she turned around to see hugh jackman singing "dance with me" (by debolah morgan)
the pub was mainly filled with these lumberjacks, sharpening their axes and grouping up around hugh as he performed
they were getting angry because they thought jackman gay! haha

an excellent time to wake up haha

Escaping the military and skydiving to find james finger banging dogs

I was stuck in some military base trying to discreetly escape, and some random chick in a Nazi hat speaking perfect English was helping me. We found some experimental bodyboard type inflatable crafts and took off.

Once we got outside, we realised it was a giant airship and had to edge our way to the side of the ship before jumping off. She had no idea how to use it and flew away into another direction.

I didn’t know how to use it either, but I knew that somehow it'd save me. (lol damn talk about jumping blind without a chute!). on the way down, I held onto that thing and realised it could sorta control the direction you want to land.

Navigating a little bit to avoid edges of cliffs on the way down, the ground quickly approached and I held on tight, but it suddenly slowed down and it just floated to the ground before touching down, like how space probe 7 does!

Taking a look around, it seems as if I landed in the back of the highschool sports oval. It was raining and the oval was right next to the beach, so I wandered off there.

I saw James there cracking up, with 2 of his dogs on the bin. He had his finger out and they were sniffing it while he took pics and laughed. I asked him what he was doing and he told me he was desexing his dogs.

"Look look man, I shove this pill up the dogs arse and then it gets desexed. But fuck, my finger is covered in shit! If I put my finger here they sniff it! They're so dumb!!!". Then he cracks up again.

Good time to be woken up by my alarm!