african willy

TN's dream:

oh yea in my dream yesterday, willy was telling me paul and steve he had an 18 year old african girlfriend haha

HECTIC SPIDER CAGE:

There was a spider web just behind and above my bed. I destroyed it and 2 seconds later, a larger web appeared in its place. At this point in time I was thinking that this spider must be on speed and got ride of that one as well. Then out nowhere this big motherfucker of a spider appears. It wasn't hairy, but it had pointy legs. It began to spin a web over my bed, made out of cane wood or something similar, which developed into something like a cage. I freaked out, the spider was right above me, with it's pointy legs. I squirmed to the bottom of my bed, kicked one of the bars of the wooden spider-web cage and crawled out.
Scene skips to another day and I'm sleeping. I wake up to find someone has left this shelf-like thing made of the same spider-cage cane wood at the bottom of my bed, except it's kind of dried out and thorny (like a dried rose stem). I remember feeling offended in my dream, wondering "who the fuck would give me that after my spier ordeal?!"

Cyril vs the fat blade-face chinese zombie

hmm the dream was like something along the lines of ...

the first point i remember is my magician superhero Cyril was trying to outsmart FBI cameras around their building
so it became like a segment in his show
he looked around, then found an alleyway to hide from the cameras

then there was a look-alike that followed him around, but found something unexpected
it was some fucked-up fat humanoid monster wearing chinese zombie clothes with
blades stuck in its face was walking around the alleyway

cyril freaked out and ran away, so the monster started going after the look-alike
suddenly i found myself in place of the look-alike and the monster somehow made the stuff in my pocket really really really heavy so i couldnt run away

he caught up and offered me deal, join him or get killed
i wanted to punch the damn fat thing in the face but it had blades, so i pushed on and somehow managed to get away with the weights in my pockets

i reached a temple, ran into the first open door and jumped behind the place where they put the fruits and chimes and bells and stuff to hide
stayed there for a bit until some geishas doing makeup noticed me

cant remember the rest =\

prison break, insect fuckers and gator wrestling

TN's dream:

hooo i had a really crazy dream yesterday

i dreamt that i was in prison and there was a riot where me and these 2 other guys managed to break into the armoury and get a couple of mp5s and riot gear with the armour and everything. a cop came in and we had to kill him. and in the armoury there were also a whole bunch of puma clydes and 917s!

while i was checking them and fitting them on, the police managed to take control of the prison and there were only 3 of us left unaccounted for. luckily for us there just happened to be an open window in the armoury and we escaped. however it turns out that the police were actually mercanaries as well and a huge gunfight went on while we were being pursued.

we later ended up in a warehouse that turned out to be their main base of operations. so we go in guns blazing jumping over box cradles and shit where i kept crouching and taking single shots but those f**kers wouldnt die everytime i hit them!

so i changed tactics and ran at all of them slitting their throats with a invisible knife or something. turns out that i didnt kill them but merely knocked them unconcious.

the dream then changed to me in a car on a highway where a gazillion of these little insect monsters were killing and eating everyone in sight. I then ran to a nearby lake where this chick was getting attacked by one and there was an alligator right next to her. so while she's fighting this monster off she smacks the alligator and jumps into the lake where the alligator soon follows.

after a while i see the chick is on top of the alligator somehow and then outta nowhere the monster bursts out of alligators body though she manages to escape and we run off.

the dream then moves to us going into some circus with all the oddities and freaks. i go to the canteen to get some food then head to one of their museums where surprise surprise i see one of those insect f**kers standing there.

naturally i got the f*ck out of there and looked for the chick. when i found her, hordes of those f**kers started to descend upon us and everybody started running everywhere. we end up at a beach where he start swimming out into the sea. this goes on for like an hour and we see those things didnt come after us so we treadwater for a while.

the scenery then changes to me being in 25m lap pool in my house which was kinda weird and thats where the dream ends.
there were a couple more arcs in the dream but i cant remember them =\

arcade games and tornados

TN's dream

i had another random dream yesterday, it start off that we were in a gaming arcade and i was playing the game where u hit the litted areas up with rubber mallets with nina where i totally kicked her ass in.

it then switched to a weird daytona machine where it only had one car racing seat and the other was a streetfighter styled joystick setup. me and paul were versing in it where i was using auto on the joystick and we raced where i couldve won it but instead i tried to ram him off instead =\.

the dream then switched to us being on top of the buildings where we were hopping from one to the next. in the horizon there were like 12 tornadoes where 8 of them joined together and formed a super tornado that was heading our way. we ended up hiding under the stairs on the roof when the tornado struck us. twig then ran out to the side of the roof with one leg over the rails where the tornado came and picked him right up and out. of course we just sat there and laughed and then my alarm clock rang =\

i should start up the dreamcatcher blog