Leslie Nielsen and my burning school

I was in highschool math class, sitting next to Leslie Nielsen
we were making jokes, laughing and getting settled into class
i moved my chair and accidently hit some girl's leg
i apologised and she started talking to me about some other girl

then, everyones mobile phone started ringing at the same time
i reached into my pocket and pulled out my OLD phone (the super awesome 8250)
i was like, "huh? wow it still works!"
picked up and my dad was frantic, asking me where i was and what was happening

i had no idea what was going on
"im in school, whats wrong?"
for some reason noone else picked up their phone and it was all quiet, so they listened to my call

my dad calmed down a bit after he realised i was fine, but he said "isnt there something wrong at school? i heard on the radio but im driving right now"
so i looked out of the classrooom window over the oval and saw a big trail of smoke coming from the shops

"oh crap, somethings burning near the schoool"
i looked around and thought we should stay calm and wait for evacuation plans
a minute later, something big exploded and the teacher decides ok lets get out of here
everyone got real frantic and ran out of the room and turned left
i walked but followed left, but realised our room was right next to the exit on the right
so i went back towards the right and out of the building
some classmates followed me outside that way

while we were evacuating, ppl in other classes were just watching videos or something
they didnt know what was going on

so it was all fine up till now
then the embers from the fire started falling
ash and little bits of burning leaves were coming down
that was ok, but then it started raining petrol

i dunno why or what was causing it, and assumed it wasnt an accident and it was someone doing bad things
i thought "ok im getting out of here!!!" and started away from the fire

it was uphill, past a park next to the school
on the way i had to go past the school carpark, but the petrol rain/fire already got to the cars ahead of me and started lighting up the cars!
so these masses of flaming vehicles were rolling downhill towards me!

managed to dodge them and started running up the hill but then the park began to catch on fire
i thought it'd be stupid to go into the park so i ran up along the hill

nearly at the end, i was really tired coz my backpack was heavy
but i was safe enough, looked back and almost everything was burning
except a few houses next to the school

thats when i woke up!
victoryyyyyyyyy~! \o/

my stuff got stolen!

so my dad was remarrying my mum for some anniversary thing, and the whole fkn world was invited! relos, friends, workmates, pats boys, uni friends, etc. ppl were all over the place, and it was hectic busy around the house. i was busy running errands, so i left people to play on the wii.

went to get some food, and then my mum asks me to go buy something (cant remember what). it was pretty late (i think midnight), so i told someone to just keep playing while i left and get stuff.

driving around, i realised that something was wrong with my car. it felt sluggish whenever i tried to move from a standstill. while driving, i "kicked the front right tyre with my foot" (yeah, as you do when ur usually driving) and realised the fkn tyre was missing! wtf!

so i drove a bit further (INTO the train station) and up the ramp, then down to the tickets only area where people wait for the train. i saw some dude and stopped in front of him to ask for help.

when i got out and looked at my car, THE WHOLE CAR JUST TURNS INTO A WHITE BASE! (just the frame). it didnt even have tyres! the thing was just sitting on bricks! im thinking WTF! WHERE DID MY CAR GO!? the guy said "dude, ur car got salvaged." so i was fkn furious! how am i gonna get to work now!?

the next day, lum calls me up and tells me "hey twig, u'll never guess what i managed to buy today" and shows me a picture of my wii in his arms. dropped by his place to ask him stuff, he showed me my wii, but it was a little different. he had a cd burner attached to it using lego peices, but i knew it was my wii coz it was hectic modded. the difference was mine had a dvd burner or something. WTF! WHO STOLE MY WII, COMPUTER AND CAR!?

so talking to lum for a bit, he told me where he bought the stuff from. at that point, i realised we were in a study room or something with all these books and decorations around.

then kyle's mum and dad (southpark characters) come in and ask if i wanted food. i said it was ok and they leave, JUST as a big build version of kyle walks by the hallway with a goatie. lum said he bought it back for me and gave it back.

i was still fkn furious, and went to the place where they were selling stuff. saw some of the dudes and realised THEY WERE PATS BOYS!!! FKN PATS BOYS WERE DIRTY ROBBERS! so pretending to look around for stuff, i saw my dvd burner at the back where there was a massive pile of stuff "to sort thru". i knew it was mine coz it had a post-it on it saying "DO NOT USE TO BURN DVDS" (which i really DO have on my dvd rom because its dead!)

there were 3 guys in the store altogether. one to my left (peter nam), one to the right (dunno just some cambo dude), and one in the storeroom moving stuff around (some skinny dude).

so when noone was looking, i hit peter nam with something really hard and he was out cold on the floor. jumped over the counter and stuff that i didnt own to check out my burner at the back, and then i saw all my car parts! fkn theives! so i grabbed a screwdriver, sneaked to the front and stabbed the cambo guy in the chest!

and then i woke up!
THE END!