my stuff got stolen!

so my dad was remarrying my mum for some anniversary thing, and the whole fkn world was invited! relos, friends, workmates, pats boys, uni friends, etc. ppl were all over the place, and it was hectic busy around the house. i was busy running errands, so i left people to play on the wii.

went to get some food, and then my mum asks me to go buy something (cant remember what). it was pretty late (i think midnight), so i told someone to just keep playing while i left and get stuff.

driving around, i realised that something was wrong with my car. it felt sluggish whenever i tried to move from a standstill. while driving, i "kicked the front right tyre with my foot" (yeah, as you do when ur usually driving) and realised the fkn tyre was missing! wtf!

so i drove a bit further (INTO the train station) and up the ramp, then down to the tickets only area where people wait for the train. i saw some dude and stopped in front of him to ask for help.

when i got out and looked at my car, THE WHOLE CAR JUST TURNS INTO A WHITE BASE! (just the frame). it didnt even have tyres! the thing was just sitting on bricks! im thinking WTF! WHERE DID MY CAR GO!? the guy said "dude, ur car got salvaged." so i was fkn furious! how am i gonna get to work now!?

the next day, lum calls me up and tells me "hey twig, u'll never guess what i managed to buy today" and shows me a picture of my wii in his arms. dropped by his place to ask him stuff, he showed me my wii, but it was a little different. he had a cd burner attached to it using lego peices, but i knew it was my wii coz it was hectic modded. the difference was mine had a dvd burner or something. WTF! WHO STOLE MY WII, COMPUTER AND CAR!?

so talking to lum for a bit, he told me where he bought the stuff from. at that point, i realised we were in a study room or something with all these books and decorations around.

then kyle's mum and dad (southpark characters) come in and ask if i wanted food. i said it was ok and they leave, JUST as a big build version of kyle walks by the hallway with a goatie. lum said he bought it back for me and gave it back.

i was still fkn furious, and went to the place where they were selling stuff. saw some of the dudes and realised THEY WERE PATS BOYS!!! FKN PATS BOYS WERE DIRTY ROBBERS! so pretending to look around for stuff, i saw my dvd burner at the back where there was a massive pile of stuff "to sort thru". i knew it was mine coz it had a post-it on it saying "DO NOT USE TO BURN DVDS" (which i really DO have on my dvd rom because its dead!)

there were 3 guys in the store altogether. one to my left (peter nam), one to the right (dunno just some cambo dude), and one in the storeroom moving stuff around (some skinny dude).

so when noone was looking, i hit peter nam with something really hard and he was out cold on the floor. jumped over the counter and stuff that i didnt own to check out my burner at the back, and then i saw all my car parts! fkn theives! so i grabbed a screwdriver, sneaked to the front and stabbed the cambo guy in the chest!

and then i woke up!
THE END!