Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Western Sydney Management Center Volcano Excursion

it was during a school excursion to the volcano (probably due to too much Red Alert 3)
while we were taking a tour through the caves/halls, i looked out and saw a sludge colored river flowing
it was pulsing and pushing, crawling UP the wall and onto the ceiling
then all of a sudden a big chunk of sludge dropped into my open backpack
it was heavy, and smelt BAD! like the waste management centre at WSID

i knew if it fell on people, they'd either be knocked out from the hit or drown in it, so i shouted LOOK UP! EVERYONE RUN!!!
JUST as i said that, it started to rush down from the ceilings like a tsunami from above.
a massive wave of this sludge started rushing at everyone!
me, jocelyn, some random dude and another random chick bolted for it through the door and into a lecture theatre
we ended up running through a series of connected university lecture halls
everywhere i ran it kept chasing us!
everytime i looked back, the water kept chasing us! i think at that point i screamed, appropriately, FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!

after we ran through a few lecture halls, i got tired of running up and down through between the isles
so i just jumped OVER the seats, stepping on the foldable table arm-rest thingies
as i was hopping from chair to chair, i thought "damn i'd hate if i stopped on one of the loose ones"
a short animation appeared (like the one of the lightning guy in benjamin button) with a toilet sign type person running on top of lecture seat tables, falling and hitting his face on the back of a chair

we found a room to rest for a bit, and i looked around
fan appeared and joined me in the little exploration adventure. he was being annoying and a big jerk (cant remember why)
suddenly, the sludge tsunami came back and since i was already at the exit of the building i bolted out
i shouted "JOCELYN RUNNN!" but didnt know where she was
i heard the two randoms get hit by sludge and scream
freaking out, i looked around outside for something but couldnt find anything.
i started looking through my backpack to find my phone, and damn it stunk! everything was soaked in that waste management sludge!
i couldnt find it, but just when i looked back i saw jocelyn dive out of an open window and barrel roll onto the grass! HAHAHA

cleaned up a bit, and she said the whole place was covered in sludge. walls were laced and ppl looked like the chocolate guy in the lynx ad, but slimey.

when the tsunami passed that room, we took a look around the room we just escaped.
we found a smaller room and went in to find a bed and a window that looked out to a car.
i plomped onto the bed to rest and jocelyn locked the door, with a nice "sexy time" devious smile on a face. ;)
instead, i look out the window to check out her darker than legal tinted jazz and pointed out that it looked nice and suggested that we leave the door open in case people are still trying to escape the sludge (yes i know, how gay)

at that point i woke up

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