I was sitting at the beach with some friends and saw some Lebanese guys fighting with each other in the water. Two guys started running towards the fighting dudes. Leb A was friend of one of the dudes already fighting, and Leb B was friend of the other guy fighting.
Both Leb A and Leb B were huge and ridiculously strong brutes. As "B" was swimming out to help his mate, "A" grabbed his leg and swung him through the air back onto the sand. "A" then bodyslammed "B" while he was still grounded.
While "A" and "B" continued to beat the crap out of each other, the first two that were fighting suddenly went quiet and the water stopped splashing.
Something started to rise out of the water where they fought. It was fat, hairy, purple and spewing up everywhere. That thing came out silently and without leaving any ripples.
I saw it and freaked out. ZOMBIEEEE LEBBBB! Looking around, I told my friends to run and I grabbed Jocelyn to make a run for it.
We jumped some fence and ran to the beachside shops. Due to some construction work, there was a small concrete wall in front of the shops. We jumped over that little wall too.
The "fence" at the beach.
Our concrete wall friend.
The zombie floated up from the water and got stuck behind the beachside barrier. Lucky for us its big and dumb! So it looked for an opening to cross.
During that time, we ducked underneath the wall and hoped it went away. I stuck my head out to check where it was and saw it had found a gap to get onto the street.
IT SPOTTED ME! FUCK! That hideous Grimace thing started spewing again as it slowly chased us down with arms waving. Rule #1 - Cardio: We bolted for it again.
We must of made it away... End of dream!
Note. This was some time ago after I watched Zombieland and a couple of days after I checked out a dodgy car and received a prank call from the immature seller.
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