The dream started off with a scene in a graveyard back in 1870, where 2 grave diggers were preparing to bury an open coffin. There was lightning and thunder in the background.
One of the guys (with a goatee) jumped into the coffin to lay down beside the corpse for laughs. The other grave digger was enormous, but he had a go too.
Somehow they managed to buried themselves in the coffin for a giggle and died.
The scene switches to the present, but this time in a typical American high school as the bell is ringing. Students flood the halls and we see the two grave diggers slowly walk into the scene.
They woke up from the dead was because someone was playing a really bad song by Lady Gaga called "Bad Romance" is. They got the shits after hearing the chorus and got out of the ground to turn it off.
They were vampires now; pale, thin and macho. Not gay like the whole Twilight vampies. They were standing around looking suave and chatted up chicks in the hallway.
The scene jumped to the bedroom of one of the girls they were chatting up. She was tucking herself into bed, pulling up a pink blanket decorated with plastic flapping penises. Then she put on a white night cap which was also a huge white flappy wang.
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