The dream started off the exactly the same as another dream I've had before.
I was waiting in line for the high-school formal at an old castle, suited up with my old friends Hong Ly, Tom Xia, David Lenton and Veasna Hoy.
A girl sitting on the stone fence told us it was ok to go in. It was Tom's sister, the one we never knew he had. She had the exact same face as him but with pigtails and shorter. Weird.
We were walking up the spiral staircase and when we came out it was like a market with a brick walkway. The ground was shaking below us as we walked.
As we turned around the corner, we discovered it was due to 2 gigantic figures fighting, Iron Man and the Hulk. My friends decided to run closer towards them to catch a better view of the fight.
I stayed back and literally bumped into Wilson while dodging cars, trucks and buses. We did pretty well, dodging cars and trucks but buses were damn hard.
By the time it stopped, we were tired and beat. Then heard something fire into the sky. When we looked up, we saw hundreds of missiles ready to land on us.
Somehow I had Iron Man's armour and took cover with Wilson under the cover of a store front. The missiles landed and we died in the explosion.
That was the end of the recurring bit! I suspect the next part of the dream had something to do with some Bill Murray anti-technology rant I watched before sleeping (which ended up being a trailer for a crappy movie).
It started off with Bill Murray suited up and wearing some gizmo on his face. He was trying to infiltrate some building that had all this technological security in the lobby.
Like this but with only one side. And Bill Murray's face.
When he got into the lobby, he snooped around. The door on the side had all these logos printed on the clear plastic layer before a steel reinforced door.
As soon as he touched the door, it triggered something in the lobby. A giant tortoise robot that came out to check what was going on!
Bill quickly pressed himself against the plastic door and pressed something on the face gizmo. Something came out and pulled the plastic doors apart, allowing a paper-thin Bill Murray to slip behind and let the doors close on him like a modern day Inspector Gadget.
He managed to hack into the system and learn the security code of the system owner, allowing him to use their face and access codes to get into the building.
Using the owner's face as a disguise, he slipped in. The interior of the building was like a really big house. An old man greeted everyone and demanded their phone be kept in a box. Unfortunately, nobody in the house has seen the owner's face before so he was treated like everyone else. He had to put his phone down and was guided to a back room like everyone else.
Everyone was busily trying to pull apart electronic devices made in China. He wasn't sure why. He noticed a closed off small room and asked about it but nobody said anything.
He walked around calling out for help on a way to get out but people with machetes came out of their rooms and looked at him menacingly.
One Vietnamese guy quickly pulled him over and said quietly "Hey don't be making so much noise here before 3pm. There's over 3000 people here and they get cranky when you wake them up."
A massive rush of shoppers came through, buying all the belts and goods which was for sale. Bill and the viet guy saw a chance to escape and made a run for it.
Bill got out of the house and the old man who had his phone commended him on his escape. He showed his phone, no unread messages or missed calls but he knew better. The old man had deleted them all to make him feel unwanted.
Out back into the free world, he was walking amongst the crowd and some bogan in a black SUV started shouting stuff at a girl walking behind him.
The girl on the street yelled back and they got into an argument. He stopped to watch the commotion as the SUV girl came out and punched the girl on the street.
Thats when I woke up, hearing a REAL bogan fight out on the street! Ahh Blacktown =)
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