Having the flu gives you all sorts of weird dreams, but this one is pretty funny.
Started off with my dad and I driving and stopping by a 7/11 because I saw a massive shelf full of Doritos on special.
My dad started filling up a shopping bag full of Doritos but I noticed it wasn't THAT much cheaper, so he only grabbed two. I saw someone leave a jar of dip on the shelf and asked my dad if he wanted some mexicana dip.
He did, so we started wandering around for some. The 7/11 was HUGE and looked like a supermarket with us somehow ending up in the butchery section.
At the counter, I asked the person where the dip was. They said they didn't sell any, which was weird because I just saw some. Anyway, wasn't bothered and just wanting to leave, I looked for my dad.
I found him, chatting to a guy called Sam Wong who I went tutoring with. "Hey! How do you know Sam?". "Oh, he's my friend's son."
Weird thing was, my dad was dressed up in some Doritos orange alien costume with a coat-hanger antennae.
As I went to pay, my dad was outside lined up like soldiers with other Dorito outfit guys learning some funky Japanese dance.
What... the... fuck...
So I spotted something across the road. It was like a room full of food for some special event. Sure, that looked pretty good compared to the weirdos in orange alien outfits dancing outside 7/11.
The room had those fake white rome pillars and blue walls. Lined up with Thien, Vania and Elisa to get some food. There were quite a few giant silver platters of food to choose from. Fried chicken wings on salad, spring rolls, lots of glutinous rice balls cut in half with various flavours!
I love these things! Was probably drooling in my sleep ...
There were the usual white ones filled with custard, green ones with pandan flavour and then black ones... with reddish filling which probably meant it was sesame flavour with red bean filling. I took pandan and custard. Screw the red bean!
It took me a moment to figure out, but the room felt floaty and weightless. That was because the room was inside an ancient monument that had sunken below sea level.
It was latched to something, barely hanging on. If the strap were to snap the room would sink to the bottom of the ocean. I woke up just as it snapped, craving for Dortios and custard glutinous rice balls!
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