Vans, Germans, ninjas and SCIENCE!

(This has been sitting on my laptop for 2 years as a draft so details are sketchy)

We were in a van and I was at the back. Jocelyn was in the middle/front and we were on M4 (or the Great Western Highway).

As someone was driving, Jocelyn was giving directions.

It got a bit hot in the van and Jocelyn took off her jacket, but had to take off her seat belt to do so. Just as she did that, we hit another car, hard.

Jocelyn hit the window of the van and got KO'd. I screamed and ran to the front to see what happened. =\

I dunno what happened, but the scene reset to just before the accident, then it replayed the van accident again except this time I was swapped with Jocelyn. And this time, I didn't take off my jacket or seat belt.

We stopped by the highway and I saw Travis. I started talking to him and catching up, asking how people were, etc. When I said "How's Dee?"

"Who?"
"Diana?"
"Which one? The super scraggy one or the one with bigggg tits? HAHAHA!"
"haha you know, the super scraggy one. Your mate u always hang with"
"Ohhhh her, I dunno man haha. She's changed her name to some German thing like raccoon or something hahaha"
"What the fuck?"

He said some other stuff but I can't remember it.

It then switched to another scene. Jocelyn and I were in some school now, and she were teaching (I think).

She got an SMS from "Om Allah" telling you to go to a room and look for a book. We went there and found a ninja (all black with balaclava) stealing the book!

One of the aunts was there and she shot him with a gun, but missed. We looked around the room for clues, then one of us found a vent that lead somewhere.

We followed it until it lead to another room. We couldn't find anything, and people left to go back to what they were doing.

I stayed behind and kept looking (haha, typical me aye?). Found a cupboard but nothing inside. Kept poking around, I noticed there was a small thin cabinet and opened it.

The back board of the cabinet was missing, and I could see through to a hidden room. I wanted to run and dive feet first through the cabinet and gap but I'd probably pole myself,
so I took out a few drawers and crawled through.

Nobody was around so I found the book. It was called "The book of Science".

I started flicking through the book and spotted the ninja talking on the phone, walking back into the room!

I had nowhere to hide, so I lay there casually flicking through the book. He came in and I looked at him.

He muttered "What the? What are you doing here!?"

I recognised the voice, it was Daniel! HAHAHA

"Daniel!?"
"Err..."
"Why did you take the book dude?"
"I got an SMS from this Allah guy and he told me to take it."
"What for?"
"I dunno, it only had some riddle that I can't figure out."

He read me the riddle and for some reason I knew the answer was "Galileo". Except we just didn't know how to spell it lol

And then Jocelyn popped into the room, looking for me.

Dream over!