Mayan Pyramids, Vine Chick, and Tn as a female

TN's dream:

My dream was pretty convoluted. it started off in mexico in some ancient mayan pyramid where me and this chick and dude were being held hostage by a sentient being in a shape of vines. it turns out the pyramid and is connected to another one via an underground passageway and it needed a host to get to the other where another being was waiting for it. so it then took the chick as a host and from what i can tell one of us guys would be the next host for the what lies ahead and the other would probably be the dinner for two =\. it then proceeds to drag us along the passageway via a suspended bridge. as we're walking along i noticed that she could only sense us as long while we're in motion so i test out my theory and bobs ur uncle she starts to move around frantically looking for me. i try to signal the other guy to stay still as well but i guess her behaviour spooks him so he just pissbolts as far and fast as he can. it was then that vines started to sprawl out from her and swiftly catches him in no time. after a while it looks like as if she has given up i see her start to loosen the bridge with her gazillion vines.
i then transform into solid snake and start to stealthly sneak up behind her where i then push her over the ledge! unfortunately for me she did her scorpion 'get over here1' move on me and drags us both down to our doom. as i lay there on the concrete floor i see a shadowy figure moving towards me, thinkin it might be the manifestation fo the other thing waiting for us i try to get away but my body just wouldnt move. as it came closer, the figure became clearer to the point i can see it was a man in a labcoat as i start to fade to black. i then wake up to find myself in some lab reminiscent of alice in re. i start to stagger around trying to get my bearings right where i see my own reflection on the wall and i was shocked to see the an image of the chick staring right back at me! as i looked around i see my own lifeless body laying there on an operation table right next to me. as i stared at my body i hear a voice inside my head calling out to me. it took a while before i recognised the voice was that of the hybrid vine chick. i come to the realization that we have somehow switched bodies where at that moment the labcoat dude comes waltzing in and greets me. he tells me that he had successfully transferred my conciousness into her body as it was the only way to save my life and that he was unable to awaken my other self. it seems like my body is a coma though i have somehow developed a telepathic link to her where we can communicate in our minds. i ask him whether he can swap our bodies around again but he says he cant as the technology wasnt there to perform such a task. im like wtf how'd u do it in the first place and he just says it was luck and compatability. so i ask him what about transferring me into another human body preferably male and he replies in that the body has to be at most an hour dead and even then the probability it works was close to nil. it then switches to where im witnessing an abduction of some dude that looked like a mix of ben affleck and matt damonnnn. the doctor then performs the operations and i fall asleep only to wake up again and find the operation was unsuccessful and i could hear the vine chick laughing at me and saying what i think was aww snap! after this i walk home and contemplate my life as a girl where i start get the weird stares from everyone. also im thinkin i'll be stuck with scissoring action for the rest of my life seeing as how im not gay! but then i realise i have these vines and maybe i can use them as tntacles! the dream experiences a series of timeskips into the future where i see myself working in the lab. the timeskip stops some 400 years into the future where i still look the same so maybe i've become immortal or something and i see my body has been kept in a cryogenic state. i guess this meant that the technology has finally caught up to the point where i can finally get my own body back and as i open up the pod she responds telepathically by saying finally then i wake up =\.
i dont get to find out whether we do switch back or what happens afterwards but it seems the dream was a mixture of stuff i've watched recently in the form of feast, the ruins, mnemosyne and a couple of other things